Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

LOOKIN’ TOUGH

# Take it easy #

played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place,

I've been through it. And she's tough. Yeah, well...

So, uh, I just wanted to talk, you know?

Sully “pink” Floyd

Mort rn Check Ya Later

I don't know Chris I was making better money selling cars

like right now is some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.

#I'd have said the right thing but I must have used the wrong line #

Well, I was standing in line at the post office yesterday and I'm lookin' around.

Y’all an embarrassment to the AFL and You should be glad we let you play finals.

That guy said I ordered a keg of beer? Yeah.

[Julie] Check this out. God, you are terrible!

- Oh, shit! - Right on!

[Sighing] I wanna dance!

[Darla] Eat it! Open wide! #La-la-la-la-la-la #

"Get Outta Here. I Think It's Past Your Bedtime. Run Along."

Hey, hey, hey, come here.

Unlike high school girls, we get older, tech never stays the same age

Well, who the hell are you, man, Isaac fuckin' Newton?

Mitch, could you do us a favor and leave through the gate in right field?

George toked weed, man. Absolutely George toked weed. Are you kiddin' me, man?

Be a lot cooler of you were

You better get your priorities straight

Huh? Yeah, what the hell?

[Making Hog Call] We got another one, huh?

OK YOU FACEBOOK FUCKS LISTEN UP

'Course she's a 8 foot 4, 652-pound hairy-ass gorilla,

Face it. You got busted because you couldn't get away.

So you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do?

[Indistinct Shouting]

All right? Bye.

It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle:

We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

Pro Anti Progressive. I like that. That's good, Lucky.

We're talking some f****** muscle

Fight Hit Into The Ground Mike Is Angry

Oh no it’s the Cloves!

What's in the bag? Uh, Sixer. Petersen Six-pack May 2020

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey.

Wake up, bitch. Wake up. Open, open. #No more books #

#Not a care in the world #

Reich-wing, I like that

That's where all the girls are, right?

Mr. Costello… Will you be gracing us with your presence today?

# They can't be seen with me #

I shouldn't do this, but I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget about this.

There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak. It’s out at the moon palace.

[Groans] There ya go, buddy.

I never get shotgun.

What did you say? About what?

She called me a slut? That bitch!

Oh, I can't believe I'm doing this. I swore to God I'd never come to a Top Notch,

no fuckin' party, no fuckin' nothin'. [Glass Breaking]

Here comes the story of the hurricane

After a couple of years, people won't even remember if you won or lost.

We're there. Great idea.

Uh... yeah, about an hour and a half.

I gotta get goin'.

Hey. Joint subcommittee meeting on the 50 yard line in 15.

#They are the best ##

and you should be proud that i let you play... in my league.

Because you're not gonna be able to sit down for the summer,

#Dallas, Texas Hollywood #

know anything about a party here tonight?

Say, Montana. You got the draw odds?

I'm... Well, I'm gonna be open-minded about it this time,

quick hangin' out with hoodlums and sign your commitment to your team.

You guys not goin'? Pink, can I use your keys?

That superdominant man in a '50s greaser uniform.

Nothin'. Nothin' at all. Not much?

What's in the bag? The sixer--

Gonna find you. I would like to dedicate this first lick...

Now fry like bacon you little freshman piggies!

Fuck you, dick-head.

What are you doin'? He ain't doin' shit, man.

The guy's a dick, right?

Man, someone's tokin' some reefer.

I only came here to do 2 things Beat Mike and drink some beer

[Engine Starting, Revving]

Edelbroc intakes, Ford over-30 at 11 to 1 pop-up pistons,

I want that piece of paper on my desk...

Don’t let it affect your concentration

[Pink] I don't know about this, Don. Come on.

Hey, Kramer, quit stallin'. Let's go!

Aw gee. You hear that? Dale said stop cussing.

Let me tell you what. John’s eagles looking good!

Yeah, Coach, it's right here.

Oh, man, I heard last year, they caught about ten freshmen at once.

Replacing Heineman Top priority of the winter

My boss before memorial

- What is this wave shit? - [Don] Freshman, over here.

You just gotta keep livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.

Hey Sub, you fuckin’ hippie, gimme drugs, man!

Ugh! So we gonna still go?

I'm pitching. I kinda have to.

Great. You comin' along? [Sabrina] Sure.

Hey, who is that kid?

What reporters should ask Every time Trump denies a tweet

It'd be a lot cooler if you did

before you leave here today, do you hear me?

He knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states, man.

It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy.

#I'm the fox you been waiting for #

That they had to resort to neo-McCarthyism I think they’re afraid some of us are having too good a time.

It's time to boogie on outta here. Hey.

Come here, Randy. Come here.

Think about it. Yeah.

Maybe if you ever left the poker table...

- You're 18, right? - Oh, yeah.

No parents seem to mind. They're selling concessions. I know.

- You guys wanna go for a spin? - Yeah. Shotgun!

##[Lord Have Mercy On My Soul By Black Oak Arkansas]

Look, man. All I'm sayin' is...

Evenin' ladies.

#I don't want you cook my bread #

All right. Guys, party at the dog park.

Sure is nice to pile on some old pancakes and syrup...

[Laughing] [Pickford] Yeah!

'cause I'm gonna blow your doors completely off! [Laughing]

Hey. Hey, little brother.

Good meeting Good meeting

I don't care what she thinks. Just tell us.

What brings you here? Oh, just hangin' out.

Uh, might as well. You know, Ginny?

- [Car Doors Opening, Closing] - Hey, Coach.

[Whistling] Hey, hey, hey.

So I guess you got the wrong house.

[Laughing] #Down the streets I'm the girl next door #

They just left. False alarm, Coach.

Way to shoot, man. Thanks, man.

school's out for summer

we've got problems.

[Clint] You like this? You like this, motherfucker? [Punches Landing]

I love those Ukrainians, man. -I know you.

Because they had to, you know, make ends meet and stuff.

You oughta ditch the two parents in Long Island and get in with us, but that's all right.

##[Indistinct Car Radio]

Yeah, you know, you're right, man.

"Will you marry me?"

Hey, hey, watch the leather, man. [Laughing]

Come on, you fuckin' bitch! Aaah! Aaah!

Wait, wait, wait. What?

It was just like wife beaters... Anyway, it was...

and should be proud that I let you play... at my table.