Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

##[Lord Have Mercy On My Soul By Black Oak Arkansas]

and you should be proud that i let you play... in my league.

Well, I was standing in line at the post office yesterday and I'm lookin' around.

What are you doin'? He ain't doin' shit, man.

'cause I'm gonna blow your doors completely off! [Laughing]

Uh, might as well. You know, Ginny?

George toked weed, man. Absolutely George toked weed. Are you kiddin' me, man?

No parents seem to mind. They're selling concessions. I know.

Maybe if you ever left the poker table...

Think about it. Yeah.

[Laughing] #Down the streets I'm the girl next door #

Great. You comin' along? [Sabrina] Sure.

That guy said I ordered a keg of beer? Yeah.

#I'd have said the right thing but I must have used the wrong line #

Oh, I can't believe I'm doing this. I swore to God I'd never come to a Top Notch,

Pro Anti Progressive. I like that. That's good, Lucky.

Mort rn Check Ya Later

What did you say? About what?

It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy.

You just gotta keep livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.

OK YOU FACEBOOK FUCKS LISTEN UP

"Will you marry me?"

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey.

school's out for summer

Uh... yeah, about an hour and a half.

#They are the best ##

##[Indistinct Car Radio]

Y’all an embarrassment to the AFL and You should be glad we let you play finals.

It'd be a lot cooler if you did

Aw gee. You hear that? Dale said stop cussing.

Hey. Hey, little brother.

[Laughing] [Pickford] Yeah!

and should be proud that I let you play... at my table.

#Dallas, Texas Hollywood #

Come here, Randy. Come here.

I've been through it. And she's tough. Yeah, well...

You guys not goin'? Pink, can I use your keys?

I love those Ukrainians, man. -I know you.

We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

That they had to resort to neo-McCarthyism I think they’re afraid some of us are having too good a time.

[Indistinct Shouting]

know anything about a party here tonight?

like right now is some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.

[Engine Starting, Revving]

[Pink] I don't know about this, Don. Come on.

Hey, who is that kid?

Be a lot cooler of you were

Now fry like bacon you little freshman piggies!

What reporters should ask Every time Trump denies a tweet

[Darla] Eat it! Open wide! #La-la-la-la-la-la #

They just left. False alarm, Coach.

I want that piece of paper on my desk...

Nothin'. Nothin' at all. Not much?

We're talking some f****** muscle

There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak. It’s out at the moon palace.

It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle:

- You guys wanna go for a spin? - Yeah. Shotgun!

Edelbroc intakes, Ford over-30 at 11 to 1 pop-up pistons,

"Get Outta Here. I Think It's Past Your Bedtime. Run Along."

I don't know Chris I was making better money selling cars

You oughta ditch the two parents in Long Island and get in with us, but that's all right.

Sully “pink” Floyd

Replacing Heineman Top priority of the winter

[Sighing] I wanna dance!

What brings you here? Oh, just hangin' out.

He knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states, man.

Yeah, Coach, it's right here.

Good meeting Good meeting

quick hangin' out with hoodlums and sign your commitment to your team.

#I don't want you cook my bread #

We're there. Great idea.

I shouldn't do this, but I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget about this.

All right. Guys, party at the dog park.

So you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do?

Because you're not gonna be able to sit down for the summer,

Unlike high school girls, we get older, tech never stays the same age

Mitch, could you do us a favor and leave through the gate in right field?

before you leave here today, do you hear me?

All right? Bye.

Don’t let it affect your concentration

Yeah, you know, you're right, man.

My boss before memorial

Hey Sub, you fuckin’ hippie, gimme drugs, man!

I never get shotgun.

Face it. You got busted because you couldn't get away.

Ugh! So we gonna still go?

- What is this wave shit? - [Don] Freshman, over here.

played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place,

Mr. Costello… Will you be gracing us with your presence today?

no fuckin' party, no fuckin' nothin'. [Glass Breaking]

I'm pitching. I kinda have to.

#I'm the fox you been waiting for #

It's time to boogie on outta here. Hey.

[Groans] There ya go, buddy.

- [Car Doors Opening, Closing] - Hey, Coach.

Reich-wing, I like that

After a couple of years, people won't even remember if you won or lost.

I gotta get goin'.

Hey. Joint subcommittee meeting on the 50 yard line in 15.

The guy's a dick, right?

I don't care what she thinks. Just tell us.

[Clint] You like this? You like this, motherfucker? [Punches Landing]

Hey, hey, watch the leather, man. [Laughing]

What's in the bag? Uh, Sixer. Petersen Six-pack May 2020

What's in the bag? The sixer--

- Oh, shit! - Right on!

Look, man. All I'm sayin' is...

Evenin' ladies.

I only came here to do 2 things Beat Mike and drink some beer

That's where all the girls are, right?

[Julie] Check this out. God, you are terrible!

That superdominant man in a '50s greaser uniform.

Huh? Yeah, what the hell?

we've got problems.

You better get your priorities straight

Wait, wait, wait. What?

She called me a slut? That bitch!

So I guess you got the wrong house.

Come on, you fuckin' bitch! Aaah! Aaah!

Hey, Kramer, quit stallin'. Let's go!

Fuck you, dick-head.

# They can't be seen with me #

LOOKIN’ TOUGH

Here comes the story of the hurricane

Way to shoot, man. Thanks, man.

# Take it easy #

I'm... Well, I'm gonna be open-minded about it this time,

It was just like wife beaters... Anyway, it was...

Let me tell you what. John’s eagles looking good!

Gonna find you. I would like to dedicate this first lick...

Because they had to, you know, make ends meet and stuff.

Wake up, bitch. Wake up. Open, open. #No more books #

Man, someone's tokin' some reefer.

So, uh, I just wanted to talk, you know?

Fight Hit Into The Ground Mike Is Angry

'Course she's a 8 foot 4, 652-pound hairy-ass gorilla,

Say, Montana. You got the draw odds?

[Whistling] Hey, hey, hey.

Oh no it’s the Cloves!

Well, who the hell are you, man, Isaac fuckin' Newton?

Sure is nice to pile on some old pancakes and syrup...

- You're 18, right? - Oh, yeah.

Hey, hey, hey, come here.

#Not a care in the world #

[Making Hog Call] We got another one, huh?

Oh, man, I heard last year, they caught about ten freshmen at once.