Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Believe me. [Boy #2] I know, man.

- [Burps] - #It didn't take too much money #

##[Continues Indistinctly]

- Ha! Whoo-hoo! - [Girl] Stop now!

Here's to ya, Ma.

I'll keep it mums the word. I promise. I swear to God.

Oh, man, I'm fuckin' wasted.

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

You think that's a good idea? Oh, yeah, sure, man.

and here I am sorting through jalapeño burgers and soggy fries.

Woo! You all ready to bust some ass? [Laughs]

It's like... You know, it's money in my pocket. I hear that.

[Girl] Let's go, we gotta get ready.

[Wooderson] All right, all right.

Tampering with mailboxes is a felony offense

Do you realize when he graduated, we were like, three years old?

[Turns Down Radio]

Let me tell you what. John’s Eagles looking good!

This is cashed, man. It's cashed. It's in there, man.

Pick me up a case of Kirk

# Seniors are the best Seniors, seniors #

Whoa, whoa, guys. You wouldn't mind if I went first there, would ya?

[Starting Engine]

Hell, man. My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies.

Guys, party at the moon tower

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

We're gonna beat 'em!

[Indistinct Heckling]

Oh, that's disgusting. You thought he was cute?

Sitting around the pool all day Chasing the muff around

#I'm in the mood #

and check me out on the way back. All right.

All right, just be good, okay?

Say, man. You got a joint?

See you guys. Ow!

I only came here to do two things, man: kick some ass and drink some beer.

And everybody's signing it? Just to get him off our backs.

All right, grab a pole and let's get going. [Door Opening]

#July is dressed up and playing her tune #

Oh, man. [Indistinct Talking]

##[Rock And Roll All Nite By Kiss]

[Girl] Gilligan's transistor radio. That was a good one.

I didn't know drugs and alcohol were such a big problem...

How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?

Crime Secrets Crimson Lily

Did you say top notch?

Zigzags. Hey, man, I'm not too sure about this.

50 of you are heading to a festy, 25 of ya ain't comin' back.

[Radio] #Sweet days of summer The jasmine’s in bloom #

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

You love us. Smile. You love us.

How's it goin'? Fixin' to be a lot better, man.

Cynthia, what are you thinking? Ugh!

Sure is nice to pile on some old pancakes and syrup After a night of beer drinking, isn’t it?

So you off to college in the fall? Oh, ya know,

What girlfriend? What's her name?

All right...all right....all right....

I wanted to get here early, see if anyone was here.

Yeah, man, that song's about that. About aliens?

Which one of your friends bought you the beer this time?

Don't think I haven't noticed. Hey!

Hey, you guys. You guys, wait up.

Humph. That's kinda funny.

Here take 'em. [Wooderson] All right, all right, all right.

Cool. See ya later? Bye.

Closed minded progressives, I like that.

Watch the leather man...

Watch the leather man...

Yea fucking right Your a lot head ray

What a dumb shit.

# You gotta rock all night, hmm #

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

Man, someone's tokin' some reefer...

[Burps] # Tuesday's gone #

Welcome to the internet, honey.

# Got to get your lovin' one more time #

I'm going to make the next year of your life a living hell.

You know, but that's valid.

I think it’ll happen.

I had some pretty cool seniors.

- Why? - Just gimme a beer.

OKAY, YOU FACEBOOK FUCKS, LISTEN UP!

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

How did you do? Straight A's.

See you then. Bye. Okay, bye-bye.

Hey, man, uh... put some ice on it for a while.

and she better be on the ground in five seconds.

Happy Birthday! Ya dirty apes!

Wrong Mr. Flynn altogether

Air raid! [Whistle Blowing]

[Boy] That's what you're talkin' about.

Top priority of the summer

Nah, Got My Own Ride, But Maybe I’ll See You Later

#Some sweat-hoggin' mama with a face like a gent #

Just don't ask her to take it easy on me, please.

[Don] Okay, let me out.

No, of course not. Well, why'd you say that?

# You can tell it's me by the clamor now, baby #

Hold onto that fence and just squeal like a pig.

You wouldn’t know how to write your name If it wasn’t stenciled on your locker

All right, man. Livin'.

I will never sign that

Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense.

Well, ya win some, ya lose some.

Very nice. My favorite color. Yeah? Red's a good color for you.

Get in the truck, come on.

Priorities. Runs with that bad crowd!

That's what I'm talkin' about. She'd put in, um, bushels and stuff and sell it, you know?

#Low rider is the one to meet, yeah ##

##[Music Continues]

Oh, geez, I don't know. Couple of hours ago.

Me and my loser friends, you know, we gotta go get Guns N’ Roses tickets. top priority of the summer.

I wasn't in the truck.

I was waiting for one of them idiot coaches to piss me off again.

Be a lot funnier if it did

#My head is in a bad place...# Hey, Mitch!

Everybody's gonna be there

##[Tuesday's Gone By Lynyrd Skynyrd]

# Take it easy #

Are you quittin' football?

Let's go, man! Come on!

How ya doin'? [Clearing Throat]

You win some, you lose some

Oh, an observation, huh?

Have you done that yet? I'm still thinkin' about it.

A big fat bowl waiting for me, man.

Say, man, why don't you run out to the Centennial over there...

[Pickford] Do you guys know what that song's about? It's about aliens.

What do you think? All right. Let's go.

[Pink] Hey, man, you still drivin' into Houston and get those Aerosmith tickets?

They waited for my ass after baseball practice and got me.

She LOOKED A LOT BETTER WITHOUT THEM...

Rather than listen to some dipshit...

on a little business, if you know what I'm talkin' about.

You there? Okay.