Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everybody's gonna be there

It's like... You know, it's money in my pocket. I hear that.

on a little business, if you know what I'm talkin' about.

Crime Secrets Crimson Lily

##[Music Continues]

Say, man, why don't you run out to the Centennial over there...

All right, man. Livin'.

Cynthia, what are you thinking? Ugh!

Woo! You all ready to bust some ass? [Laughs]

Yeah, man, that song's about that. About aliens?

ALLRED, ALLRED, ALLRED.

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

They owe us a sixer for this mess

Let me tell you what. John’s Eagles looking good!

[Wooderson] All right, all right.

Sitting around the pool all day Chasing the muff around

Hell, man. My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies.

Oh, an observation, huh?

Don't think I haven't noticed. Hey!

That hope chick? Likes you.

- [Burps] - #It didn't take too much money #

[Girl] Gilligan's transistor radio. That was a good one.

You wouldn’t know how to write your name If it wasn’t stenciled on your locker

Wrong Mr. Flynn altogether

Hold onto that fence and just squeal like a pig.

So you off to college in the fall? Oh, ya know,

Alright check you later

You win some, you lose some

Is that a beer in your hand?

All right, just be good, okay?

I was waiting for one of them idiot coaches to piss me off again.

Hey, man, uh... put some ice on it for a while.

Yea fucking right Your a lot head ray

#I'm in the mood #

[Starting Engine]

- Ha! Whoo-hoo! - [Girl] Stop now!

Zigzags. Hey, man, I'm not too sure about this.

Let's go, man! Come on!

Happy Birthday! Ya dirty apes!

They waited for my ass after baseball practice and got me.

How did you do? Straight A's.

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

[Radio] #Sweet days of summer The jasmine’s in bloom #

and here I am sorting through jalapeño burgers and soggy fries.

[Burps] # Tuesday's gone #

Air raid! [Whistle Blowing]

Here take 'em. [Wooderson] All right, all right, all right.

##[Tuesday's Gone By Lynyrd Skynyrd]

Well, ya win some, ya lose some.

[Pink] Hey, man, you still drivin' into Houston and get those Aerosmith tickets?

I didn't know drugs and alcohol were such a big problem...

You love us. Smile. You love us.

But I will never sniff that.

I wanted to get here early, see if anyone was here.

Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense.

We’re the AI, man

Me and my loser friends, you know, we gotta go get Guns N’ Roses tickets. top priority of the summer.

Pick me up a case of Kirk

You there? Okay.

50 of you are heading to a festy, 25 of ya ain't comin' back.

Oh, man. [Indistinct Talking]

It'd be a lot cooler if he did.

Priorities. Runs with that bad crowd!

Rather than listen to some dipshit...

Humph. That's kinda funny.

We're gonna beat 'em!

Oh, that's disgusting. You thought he was cute?

Say, man. You got a driver's side mirror on your truck?

- Eh, is that bastard j.d. vance over there? - Yeah. I hate that jerk.

George Washington was in a cult

# Take it easy #

A big fat bowl waiting for me, man.

Nah, Got My Own Ride, But Maybe I’ll See You Later

Cool. See ya later? Bye.

Watch the leather man...

What a dumb shit.

Closed minded progressives, I like that.

Oh, man, I'm fuckin' wasted.

Let me tell you what. John’s Knicks looking good!

All right, grab a pole and let's get going. [Door Opening]

Y'all are an embarrassment to the sport of football and you should be proud that I even let you play at my field.

I had some pretty cool seniors.

# You gotta rock all night, hmm #

I will never sign that

Welcome to the internet, honey.

Have you done that yet? I'm still thinkin' about it.

Say, man. You got a joint?

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

Sure is nice to pile on some old pancakes and syrup After a night of beer drinking, isn’t it?

I wasn't in the truck.

- Why? - Just gimme a beer.

Watch the leather man...

and check me out on the way back. All right.

Whoa, whoa, guys. You wouldn't mind if I went first there, would ya?

So, is this a smoked or liquid lunch?

##[Continues Indistinctly]

What girlfriend? What's her name?

OKAY, YOU FACEBOOK FUCKS, LISTEN UP!

[Boy] That's what you're talkin' about.

She LOOKED A LOT BETTER WITHOUT THEM...

How's it goin'? Fixin' to be a lot better, man.

Guys, party at the moon tower

[Girl] Let's go, we gotta get ready.

I'm going to make the next year of your life a living hell.

#My head is in a bad place...# Hey, Mitch!

Let me tell you what. John’s Knicks looking good!

Are you quittin' football?

[Pickford] Do you guys know what that song's about? It's about aliens.

See you then. Bye. Okay, bye-bye.

[Turns Down Radio]

Say, Montana. You got the draw odds?

Top priority of the summer

I'll keep it mums the word. I promise. I swear to God.

Tampering with mailboxes is a felony offense

How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?

You think that's a good idea? Oh, yeah, sure, man.

You know, but that's valid.

Oh, geez, I don't know. Couple of hours ago.

Man, someone's tokin' some reefer...

Get in the truck, come on.

No, of course not. Well, why'd you say that?

Did you say top notch?

# Got to get your lovin' one more time #

#Low rider is the one to meet, yeah ##

and she better be on the ground in five seconds.

[Don] Okay, let me out.

Do you realize when he graduated, we were like, three years old?

How ya doin'? [Clearing Throat]

See you guys. Ow!

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

Which one of your friends bought you the beer this time?

I think it’ll happen.

# Seniors are the best Seniors, seniors #

What do you think? All right. Let's go.

##[Rock And Roll All Nite By Kiss]

Believe me. [Boy #2] I know, man.

Hey, you guys. You guys, wait up.

[Indistinct Heckling]

# You can tell it's me by the clamor now, baby #

Here's to ya, Ma.

What spreadsheet?

That's what I'm talkin' about. She'd put in, um, bushels and stuff and sell it, you know?

All right...all right....all right....

Very nice. My favorite color. Yeah? Red's a good color for you.

FLYERS LLLLLOOKIN TOUGH

I only came here to do two things, man: kick some ass and drink some beer.

Be a lot funnier if it did

And everybody's signing it? Just to get him off our backs.

#Some sweat-hoggin' mama with a face like a gent #

This is cashed, man. It's cashed. It's in there, man.

#July is dressed up and playing her tune #

Just don't ask her to take it easy on me, please.