Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Monty Burns is trying to kill me, and it's all because-

Well put, Oxford. Now remember, you can't all sign with an "X."

Help! Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me!

- No. - Know anything about water safety?

I'll be the sole survivor, and the treasure will be mine.

There is one more way to kill a man...

our residents... are trying...to do aqua aerobics

put your manhood to the ultimate test and take-

The folks who shoot at us all day? Let's just take them.

I need you to fly to Springfield and assassinate this man posthaste.

Aw, figures. Hey, Mr. Burns!

Back then I was known as Sergeant Simpson...

I gotta hole up here for a while. They might still be after me!

Now, my story begins in nineteen dickety-two.

Smithers, I want that idiot like a future and eternity man killed!. That's never been eating any more things in that's life.

Ohhh Conor can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?

We'll all be rich- rich as Nazis.

Yeah. I could buy chicken dinners three times a day.

So long, Sarge. See you at the reunion in November.

That means the fortune's almost mine.

Leave them for whom? The Germans?

Wow! He's even more agitated than usual.

but I could use a nest egg for retirement.

Haven't you won the war yet?

Oh, jabber jacks! Schoolhouse don't put out spittoons, I ain't responsible.