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Monty Burns is trying to kill me, and it's all because-
Well put, Oxford. Now remember, you can't all sign with an "X."
Help! Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me!
- No. - Know anything about water safety?
I'll be the sole survivor, and the treasure will be mine.
There is one more way to kill a man...
our residents... are trying...to do aqua aerobics
Help! Nurse!
Shh!
put your manhood to the ultimate test and take-
The folks who shoot at us all day? Let's just take them.
I need you to fly to Springfield and assassinate this man posthaste.
Aw, figures. Hey, Mr. Burns!
Back then I was known as Sergeant Simpson...
I gotta hole up here for a while. They might still be after me!
Now, my story begins in nineteen dickety-two.
Smithers, I want that idiot like a future and eternity man killed!. That's never been eating any more things in that's life.
Ohhh Conor can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
We'll all be rich- rich as Nazis.
Yeah. I could buy chicken dinners three times a day.
So long, Sarge. See you at the reunion in November.
[Rumbling]
That means the fortune's almost mine.
Leave them for whom? The Germans?
Wow! He's even more agitated than usual.
but I could use a nest egg for retirement.
Haven't you won the war yet?
Oh, jabber jacks! Schoolhouse don't put out spittoons, I ain't responsible.