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Only one way to find out, dude. Let's go.
Imma tag ya back Betta believe that baby
never go full mag
Everybody knows You never go full derby
I know it sounds weird, but I have a connection with them.
You’re on your honeymoon, be on your honeymoon
Set up a scholarship in his name.
you still tweeting
And get me Tugg's Tropic Thunder contract.
Donny! What's up, man?
Get those boys back to the bird, pronto!
WHEN MY PREMIUM SUBSCRITION RUNS OUT SO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR REGULAR RELEASES AGAIN
The chopper is God, and I am Jesus Christ, his son.
In the meantime, and as usual, Go fuck yourselves!
What're you sayin'? Huh?
–You've got hands. –Yeah.
and I pay for that you old spice and hotel Transylvania and junction family vacation and terry cruise and Hannah Montana and jell-o
–Real shit. –With real fear in their eyes!
Head to Toe Legit
Smoke and mirrors, guys. Welcome to the movie factory.
Watched a lot of retarded people. Spent time with them. Observed them.
No crop top
All right, POW camp, scene 67.
Now show me where the drugs are.
Crawfish out the Paddy, YO.
NEVER GO FULL USD
–Yeah. –No, that's your line.
Dude, dude, what the hell is going on here? Where are we?
When I’m asked about playing/coaching adult softball
He ain’t playing God. He’s being judged by him.
Cell phones!
DON'T IGNORE ME!!!
Alpa, do you have any Booty Sweat?
There will be no negotiation
Everybody knows, never go full Bitcoiner
–I would never do that to… –Joking.
I want my ratatouille dvd i said
Man, everyone's gay once in a while
1976 1993
You know those jellybeans I was eating?
What happened here?
This is bullshit. I don't wanna be in this shitty company.
some form of digital video recorder on location.
–Oh, shit, it's on! –Over here!
All right, lead's going in. Give her some cover.
Pa.
Why is everybody all obsessed with the map?
Let's move. Come on. Come on. Double time. Gotta go!
–I love you, buddy. –All right, bye.
you still tweeting?!?! go to bed child
Mercury dressed as a shepherd. In his belt he put a short sword. He carried a music pipe. All shepherds played on these pipes. They played to quiet the sheep. When he was dressed, he flew down to the earth. Seeing Argus and Io, he walked toward them.
You need to look at your checking account cause it’s about to bloooow up.
Hold up now, Jeff.
Pups save a cat burglar
I am the set.
where a $4 million explosion charred the Asian location
Pop an ass open!
Come on, Leaf, let's boogie!
–Thanks. –What's the secret, dude?
Good job, turd. You killed the director.
I got a baaaaad feeling on this one.
You know that's a true story? Lady lost her kid. You about to cross some fucking lines.
You land there!
Yeah but they feel the Bern
Right
God damn it! We trans! We fucking super trans, man!
never go big l
–Oh, wow! –Yeah.
Big ass titties!
When the Midterm's on Thursday But the practice midterms posted r bull
What's her name? Lance.
Rum-Tum-Tuckernutzz, it's the Pecker. You got time for your agent?
The straps are cutting off my circulation!
Jesus Christ, man!
Oh ok, Kevin Flood. Fuckface.
What the hell Jeff that’s a bat man
–You spank that ass, Les. –What?
no no no no no tv tv Go to your room! Now!
The Year 2020
Jesus, man.
Head to toe legit!
Speedman was right?
I'm cold, Linc.
I get excited about my gainz, man
Where's the fucking prop guy?
Amazon Prime Video
The USEM binder is God and I am Jesus Christ, his son.
I almost blinded Jamie Lee Curtis on Freaky Friday, okay?
He does, does he?
Hold on, Four Leaf!
–Fats! –Holy fuck!
Another agency?
Any tips you got?
I've moved on
Spit that shit out, man!
The Real Deep Shit
You're just mad 'cause I'm skinny.
Why is everybody all obsessed with the template?
What the fuck did I just walk back into?
–I got him! –Let's go!
Tell em Ben, tell em what time it is
–Did you say “Lance”? –No!
But I will rip your tits off if you don't get me those theaters.
We got like everything Dist got 5 hours on Sunday and 4 platoon
He doesn't look too good.
Now, if you recall that whole hullabaloo
.
We got the jets coming in, big explosion, two minutes.
There he is, fucker. Dragon!
What do you mean, “they”?
From Fox Searchlight,
Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw!
WELCOME TO THE GOODY ROOM
Good gosh.
This radio goes to the chopper and the chopper only.
Wow. Look at these ruins.
All right, that's enough of this insubordination!
Or scared of who?
vicious little panda.
Vance? What the fuck did I just hear? Vance?
The scene is about emotionality
I don't read the docs, the docs read me
–Well, yeah, I guess you can. –Dynamite. I'm out.
Survive.
Die!
I'm trying to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts.
Make sure Damien ain't forgot how to use his talkbox again.
Big-ass titties!
Yeah, he’s the Milli Vanilli of Navy Seals
No! No. I'm not cutting! We're still rolling!
You are still in this league Tugg Speedman. I’m getting the TiVo
YOU
Don't you get it?
I rigged the whole tree line, and this is here.
Fuck No Moon Mullican will vomit
MAN AS THe DUNGEON MASTER I DON'T DROP CHARACTER UNTIL A TOTAL TPK
You're Austrailian. Be Austrailian. Excuse me, Kangaroo Jack
before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass?
I'm gonna rip your fucking tits off.
Bungle in the jungle.
Osiris and Fats go undercover as a diversion.
Man I DON'T DROP CHARACTER UNTIL A TPK
Say it for me one time Cross shift hobo BC
Not bad, Cockburn!
If he votes You vote harder man!
UCLA Football - Elite Status Coming Fall 2024
It's like working with mercury. It's high science, man. It's an art form.
I'm drinking up your Booty Sweat and busting a nut
An M2 air mac?
Why does man
Must drink, so I can throw something up!
People thought it would come down to
at which point you will rescue him,
Cancel it.
Driving Miss Daisy, first studio gig.
living off residuals from a anti-herpes medication commercial.
Well, it's okay. It's exactly the same as in the script.
Ready to kick the tires and light the fires on your say-so.
He just wants a little face-time.
Come on, men. Let's get home.
–You're in trouble. –This isn't just on me!
M&M?
I love the pussy, hell, yeah
Let's make lemonade
what sound does a mcever make when you beat it?
Jeff, we really need to go now!
Yeah. Just 'cause it's the theme song, don't make it not true.
for the third runner-up Sexiest Man Alive 1998,
work the pipe and swallow the gravy.
sometimes you gotta go full homo
I don't read the script The script reads me
He played a little tune as he walked. It was sweet, soft music. Even the Hundred Eyed Argus listened. He did not know this shepherd was really a god. "I like your music," he said. "Thank you, sir," said Mercury. "Would o like to hear some more?" "Play all the songs you know. I like to listen to music. Come, sit beside me."
Now do movie.
But, you know, Sony, every PlayStation 3 has a Blu-ray in it.
You're at war, bro! Be at war! Abuse those korean fucks!
What, Alpa Chino? He's like 10 girls deep, 24/7.
Look, I’m Jimmy “Spaghetti” G!
You went full socialist You never go full socialist
–Hell, no! –Silence!
how bout I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
What're you talking about?
–Hot damn. –And why am I in this movie?
SHOW ME THE MONEY! SHOW MEEEE THE MONEY!
I'm just fucking with you, Kangaroo Jack!
On three, baby. One, two, breathe.
I got enough shit here to light this place up like it's the Fourth of fucking July.
You taking on tomorrow
eyyoo
In the winter of 1969,
We're supposed to be a unit!
Midas spent some time with his daughter and some time ruling his people. But most of his time he spent with his gold. He kept it in a secret room under his palace. After locking the door, he loved to sit and look at it. He liked to pile the gold high around him. Over and over he counted his money.