Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don’t know what it’s called I just know the sound it makes when it takes a mans life

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

When the lessers call *96th scheduling*

–as soon as they clear the bridge! –Got it!

FUCKING HATE MEETINGS

But stay alert.

It's corn syrup, guys. Corn syrup and latex.

Must be an old French mine.

I'm the director. He's… I need to speak to my actor.

I’m from Italy. I direct plays.

Nothing works for me, it has my landline as the verification phone, I change and it doesn't hold and doesn't send a verification code even though it says it is. I simply want to delete an old email I do not use and it will not let me.

No, it's about the film.

Kevin. Kevin Sandusky. I play Brooklyn, we've been working together.

No more frequent flier bitch miles for my boy

I was really hoping I'd get laid when this movie came out,

Watched all the retarded stuff they did.

Stick with the plan. Find Speedman.

Hit Shane in the face, really fucking hard.

God damn it! We trans! We fucking super trans, man!

Told ya id tag ya back

–Yeah? –Not Rambo I but II.

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Hey, fellas! It's hot! We're tired! It stinks!

Best pump your breaks kid! That belt is a a national treasure!

The letters go across the top and then the numbers.

never go full black

at which point we will chopper you home!

I'm not that… I mean, that's what I'm going for, but you know…

Then why are you still in character?

Booty Nigger and Bust-A-Nut bars available at yachts and dictators and big fat Sanoussi's now.

The whole movie?

We need you! Your men need you! Are you with us?

I am your brother.

They put on a mask, or you hit them really fuckin’ hard!

Recently, Speedman opened up to Tyra.

P-p-p-please! D-d-don’t huuuurt me!

"who hasn't hit target?"

Swinging past your knees!

It took a whole lot of trying just to get up that hill.

They only laugh at my farts.

crawfish out the paddy, yo.

guess who I'm staring at right now.

And lots of money

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Your mother's a cankerous whore!

Osiris and Fats go undercover as a diversion.

and the camera wasn't even rolling.

Went full retard... Went home empty-handed.

Come on, Sarge. Stop jiving. Four Leaf is there.

This summer, America’s favorite obese family is back.

You plant your feet in the ground, you look him square in the eyes, you say,

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, are you insane?

You don't buy that? Ask Tim & Eric 2021 Alabama.

What's the secret, dude?

No. See, he didn't. Yeah, I mean, just that's what…

Well, that's what that movie was about. They were escaping. They ran away.

When they ask me to stay for one additional week

I hate it here, I wanna go get Tax Doctor

I think you’ve got a fine brain Joe, you’re just old....

RPG, gentlemen!

everbody gay once in a while... it's comic books!

Best pump your breaks kid! That belt is a national treasure

Everyone knows you don't go full Nixtard

When you were talking about making America great again, was you thinking about dangling bubbas dice on your forehead

Booty Bearglove and Bust-A-Nut bars available at yachts and dictators and big fat sanoussi's now.

Hit that director in the face, really fucking hard

You about to cross some fuckin’ lines

Cruising. Sea of Love.

–What's your fucking name? –Really? It's Kevin.

I Need To Wear His Stomach Skin Like A Unitard.

I got the TiVo!

When we get back to the world,

Tugg, Tugger, you're the last piece of the puzzle, buddy.

–That's your stick buddy? –His name is Twigman.

It is insane, bro. You are a rock star.

I'm talking G7th

When your buddy says he's a saddle hunter now

by playing other dudes?

Welcome to the goody room.

Let me get this straight.

Hilarious! Hilarious!

–Sit down. –Yes.

It's Fatties: Fart Two, there's no… Hey, you wish you had a Fatties franchise.

I ain't got a good brain.

was a box office disaster

put him up on that cloven-hoof animal!

Thats probably not even her real name

There. All right, you keep six right here.

Everybody knows you never go full fetterman.

Fucking! Jesus! Dude!

A Hippo potamus

–Yes! Yes! –Yes! Yes!

or rather, didn't think he was retarded,

when you were a kid? I mean, think of that.

Say it for me one time Cross shift hobo BC

Keep a secret? A camera truck in London just plowed into Judi Dench.

Just when I thought I’d be able to ride the motorcycle next week Mother Nature pissed her pants suit

Here we go again... again.

That's for Brooklyn, motherfucker!

When i played for coach wright..

In my head movies

Best pump your breaks kid! That belt is a a national treasure!

We've been handed an incredible opportunity here, Peck.

I Got Enough Shit Here To Light This Place Up Like It's The Fourth Of Fucking July

I don't really gotta piss. I'm trying to talk at you, man.

Hey, yo, you know what? Speak English. I don't speak that stuff.

Daniel? What the fuck did I just hear, Daniel?

What the f*** is going on here!?

Calm down. Here's what you're gonna do.

You're Asian Be Asian

–Leaf! –Yeah.

Okay, Gil. Fuckface.

–Damien, are we cutting? –No! No! Still rolling!

James McAvoy should’ve got Oscar

–You're scared. –I ain't scared. Scared of what?

Pump your brakes kid Raygun is a national treasure

I got a bad feeling on this one there, Fats.

Put them in the real shit.

Look, do me a favor. I don't want to do a countdown before I do the scene.

That’s the end of story.

I mean, that's probably not even her real name.

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

Let me tell you something. A lot of people are disrespecting me.

Hump it up, gentlemen! Single formation.

After 2 days of quarantine...

I can give y'all a diversion.

Lukemeyer's got popped!

I appreciate your concern, he's fired But pack your shit up as well...

Then you got Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump.

quand mon pote fait une bf pour pouvoir dire le N-WORD

This is bullshit! I gotta at least call my fucking assistant.

When I was playing the character.

Don't look now, you got some real tears going.

Ain't no Criss Angel Mindfreak,

Suck my opinion!

He played a little tune as he walked. It was sweet, soft music. Even the Hundred Eyed Argus listened. He did not know this shepherd was really a god. "I like your music," he said. "Thank you, sir," said Mercury. "Would you like to hear some more?" "Play all the songs you know. I like to listen to music. Come, sit beside me."

–You're in a world of hurt, dumbo! –We're in a world of hurt!

Don't you worry, Brooklyn.

Blow some sense into these young men.

But now the question is, can Speedman make audiences happy

They're responsible for an eighth of the drug trade in Asia.

The real deep shit.

... to watch the Kong Monsterverse show

but i have lost an appendage in the line of duty (diabeetus)

I can't feel my legs.

I have no idea.

That bastard's got luck tattooed to his ass!

I need dudes who speak American

a Hanoi high-five.

What the fuck is going on here?

Pump your brakes, kid. That man is a national treasure.

"We got ground to cover!"

It's over! He's gone!

You were nominated?

YOU ARE MY BROTHER

Watch the stuff.

I think you’ve got a fine brain, josh

I just know the sound it makes when I fail two consecutive attempts

And it doesn't look good.

You are gonna need a fuckin binding resolution from the United Nations To get me to shit down UPS

The little froggy on the boom mike? It's right in my eyeline.

When you run out of comebacks.

When we put aside our differences,

Man, what you coming out in movies for anyway?

“Who in crikey-fuck is ‘Half-Squat’?!”

Where have you moved on to?

You went full yinzer, man.

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Never go full communist

And now that's added a balance, and the audience can connect.

And the men respect you, 'cause you went to boot camp

Welcome to the goodie room

Suck my Chestnuts

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