Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Chalk-Three's taking fire. Guns right, guns right.

Whoever it is, it's not funny, okay?

Hit that ref really fucking hard in the face

–What do you think? –Juice them.

He just like a little boy, playing with his dick when he nervous.

I hope y'all like hamburger meat.

Portnoy was almost uninsurable.

Big Ass Titties!

Speedman is a dying star,

Let's do it. You feel it? You feel me?

Wait, what? Are you fucking kidding me?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

with no cheese to maze through.

I'm gonna let them squirt if we're a go!

It's the world's hard drug superhighway.

If You want lizzie McGuire's feet you're going to shut the fuck up and quit hating like the videos

How were your tests, Kevin?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

This is what it makes me want to say!

I think I'm just gonna hang back here for the mission.

You don't need to explain to me why you need the Mets to be good

Tayback, John, Sergeant, United States Army.

Big ass työttömyystuki!

GOP Congress TRUMP

so you can't afford to play retarded, being a smart actor.

You Know That's A True Story?

Cody! We gotta go!

Telling my wife to chill out

I don't know, but you need to tell them.

One week down, two weeks behind,

We do it just like in the book, Chapter 26, the Wet Offensive.

Zelda sucks ass!

If it looks real, chances are it probably is.

It’s about emotionality!

They found me in an alley in Burbank

Now, if Mr Portnoy is feeling a little flu-ish, don't wanna walk,

This is the last Christmas I spend with Victor Charlie up my ass!

–Hey! –All right, now!

V.C. Soldiers doing the seizure, baby. Hit it, baby.

You spank that ass!

Hey, drink Booty Sweat, baby. Drink Booty Sweat.

Vivica, get off the line now!

Whiskey Fire Old Snake requests an LZ prep

Hey. I didn't mean to show you up back there.

That’s physics. It’s inevitable.

That might be our ride.

When your nominee pick didn't win

–Neither do I. –It's beyond me.

They're gonna kill him!

Then what are we supposed to do, huh?

Go to town, man! Go to town!

Everybody knows you never go full retard.

–Yeah, why don't you get on point? –I'm on point right here.

You about to cross some fucking lines

You got a certain someone you trying to get with back in the States?

All right. That's enough.

–Come on! Move! –Kirk! Wait!

Hey, can you help me out, man? I'm looking for this guy.

No. We don't negotiate with terrorists.

Get him a Diet Coke. Les! It's working!

Lorie Deem Hank Blanco

To the man's credit

This motherfucker's dead!

the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived.

Slow, yes, retarded, maybe, braces on his legs.

Bring it on, Cockburn!

Never go full gayed

I'm going to call you Half Squat.

Dude, were you even in the fucking service?

Hey remember when I called Grimace a cankerous whore? SHe’s notttt

–Really? –Yeah, when he was cut up.

this is how i feel all the time

with an Ohio hooker holding your prick and showing you the way.

Hey, what's going on? For real, my butt is hurting!

Never go full Bo nix

You a dude that don't know what dude he is!

For 50 million, you will get him back.

–Okay. Cool. –This is ridiculous!

But like a really cool brother, you know?

Yeah, I know. In about two seconds with the Pecker.

some hydrogen peroxide and a shitload of lime.

Let's be friends.

You're Australian! Be Australian! Excuse me, Kangaroo Jack.

–Come on! –He's staying?

–He must have missed his mark. –Missed his mark?

Yeah, it was an intense experience, you know.

Eight Oscars, $400 million

the shepherd must kill the bull that leads them astray.

wat the fuck the fuck what

You're gonna focus up now, motherfucker, and say it.

1SG Taylor Ensuring the contract says the bathrooms will have classic country of the 80s, 90s, 2000s.

You never go full gilstrap

Is that your stick buddy?

Look Retarded, Act Retarded Not Retarded

Everybody knows you never go full Jordanian

Paul, I think you’ve got a fine brain

Data. I’ll do anything Stroke the pipe and swallow the gravy

Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties.

I need fast movers on my Yankee Smoke, copy?

Jesus Christ, Tugg! Man, don't scare me like that!

Hello, Mr. Mantis

Walking outside in December in the south

Yeah. We could do something by getting our asses back to the hotel,

Really fucking hard.

god dammit! stop1

–No countdown? –No countdown.

We don’t negotiate with HR

Slap a beard on you.

You read the comments? You never read the comments.

Can we call him back? I've got to have a cast meeting.

It's the Golden Triangle.

IS THAT A LIFE PACK 15?

never go big 'l'.

Got a big job coming up next year.

I know who I am!

Wives suck ass!

Now, I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play

Instead of 100 lattice, how about I send you a hobo’s dick cheese

When an FA tells me he doesnt believe in target outcome

Me not understanding the work in class

No, you can't have any fucking jellybeans.

Hey, it was an accident, man.

I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!

as far as an Andrew Dice Clay vehicle goes, it's pretty decent.

–Kirk, no! –Stop tailgating me, you pasty tea bag!

The universe is talking to us right now.

Hell, yeah, do it. V.C. Soldiers doing the hip-hop bunny hop, Damien.

When you try and sell me Case knives. My offer…

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I got a gooood feeling on this one

When Michael hall asks for a discount

Of course we're getting it in a fucking wide.

He should win Oscar

You're tangling me, you're fucking tangling me.

Yeah, noodle some crawfish out the paddy, yo.

The wettest pussy, hell, yeah I love the pussy, hell, yeah

THEY ONLY LAUGH AT MY FARTS

Somewhere a mine explodes.” And you.

We love the tale of this man Chris Chan

You never go big ‘k’.

Yeah, I did. It was like pistol-whipping a blind kid.

–I don't wanna hear it. –Let me just be real with you, all right?

What do you mean “certain players”?

the platoon's African-American sergeant, Lincoln Osiris.

Suck My Gawkbox!

Not the fucking bull again. Fucking asshole.

Real Al Pacino.

We'll weep for him in the press

–Hello, Les! –Okay.

Well at least you get to choose yours I’m stuck with mine

Get in! Get in!

Yeah, yeah, live it. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. Yeah. It's cool, man. Thanks.

Don’t survive!

I'm trying to agree with you. The point is they did something.

No, no, no. Come on, man. It's not okay.

I've barely even had a girlfriend, and…

Ain't nobody doing nothing to no one or body!

A dude filming a dude compressed by another dude

Hit that player in the face, really fuckin hard

What It studiocanal Logo A in opening from tropic thunder

I get excited about my food man.

So take a chow break. Chow break!

What do -YOU- mean, “you people”?

Dude, I'm trying to… I got your back, man.

but I think Renny Harlin's a tremendous filmmaker

I'm talking about something special. Big difference.

Clowns! Tugg Speedman, he can't cry! He can't cry!

Hit Tua in the backfield Really FUCKIN hard!

It's corn syrup, guys. Corn syrup and latex

–“Viet Cong”! –What?

In a weird way I had to fool my mind into believing that it wasn't retarded

The Pecker's on a TiVo mission for the Y-O-U.

HADN'T HOOKED IT UP? no TIvO!?

Ain't nobody doing nothing to no one or body!

I'll take care of these yahoos!

Stick it out, man. We're gonna get through this.

ANY TIPS YOU GOT?

I get excited about my 40k, man

If he cries, you cry harder man.

Yo Asshole! This Motherfucker's Dead!

Ain't nobody doing nothing to no one or body!

what the hell china! its a bat man!

What the hell does that even mean?

–“It's me, Tugg!” –It's me, Tugg.