Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought we never go full Empire of The Sun…

Are you still crazy? We gotta get Candisky to the chopper!

I'm gonna put on this thing. Don't move.

Peck! We have it handled.

I'm way beyond TiVo.

of the Most Expensive Fake True War Story Ever.”

Fuck you, Charlie!

–Door! –One, two, three!

where Hollywood was split into schisms,

Gedda's reply every time Joe L posts a meme

you went max doug never go max doug

Popopopopopo with old spice

lately his Scorcher films have lost their heat.

In a time where to be different was to be condemned,

Hey, Shanahan! We got our QB1!

Bingo! Move out.

–Me on stand-up bass. –Johnny on drums.

–That's what we do, right? Yeah. –Yeah.

pump your brakes, kid that beverage is a national treasure

Your objective is to head north to the D'ang Kwook River

–You're just mad 'cause I'm skinny. –Am not!

I love that pussy, hell, yeah, hell, yeah

At least you get to choose yours.

And you can, no matter what, you can't fucking untie me until it is done,

and I'm going to make sure because I'm the director.

Serial number 694529987.

He'll become a naturalist.

i got about 200 pounds of none your damn buznit

All right. We're having a…

g-g-g-got a g-g-good brain.

Never go full Circle

Didn't your dog have, like, leukemia or something

i'm a Doug playing a doug disguised as another doug

When a liberal tries to debate with you… But you do not negotiate with terrorists

How bout I send you a hobo's dick cheese?

Come on, dude. You more shredded than a julienne salad.

Pump your breaks, kid. Rezz is a regional treasure

was followed by an ill-advised venture into serious dramatic territory.

TiVo? I’m way beyond TiVo…

Hit that director in the face, really fucking hard.

An Act of god? who's his insurance provider? I'd like to file a claim.

Lay your ass back down and look at the stars.

How about you, man?

And I think I can spot

She in heaven now

Laz, come on. He joined the circus. Let's go.

Come on, we gotta split, man.

never go big 'l'.

He's on tilt status.

And no one gets to go home till we get the shots.

Go Fuck Yourself! Go Fuck Yourself!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

That's fucking bullshit! It's a chump move.

Never go full Bobby P

At least you got to choose yours

Never go full sodium

Four Leaf, since you're the staff sergeant,

you ever did when I was in theater school.

Banger for my Boooy!!!

I’ll handle the reopenings.

Let's make lemonade. Let's go to work.

all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap

Fuck you, you can't do what I do

If he cries, you cry harder, man.

in this chickenshit chop-chop! ASAFP!

Got locked out of his computer. Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. But he charmed the pants off Jack and got a 168 on his LSAT, that ain’t retarded

What do you mean "if"?

When a liberal tries to start a conversation with you…

"I am Mercury. Jupiter sent me to kill Argus. I wish I could change into a woman again. If I did, Juno would really be angry. But at least Argus will no longer watch you." Juno was angry enough when she heard that Argus was dead. "Go to the body," she ordered.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

from a heavily guarded NVA Prison Camp.

RAMADAN FASTING

No one: Shane when Eddie tells him what to do

Shadow me, Pinocchio!

You're my brother.

I gotta take a 12 pound shit!!!

there's the map, this is the scene list.

Roll your shit up, man. We going home.

i got about 200 pounds of non'yer damn biznitch

You go be all you can be, man.

Yeah, this isn't me.

Never go full retard.

You're a Masjid Be a Masjid

Midas spent some time with his daughter and some time ruling his people. But most of his time he spent with his gold. He kept it in a secret room under his palace. After locking the door, he loved to sit and look at it. He liked to pile the gold high around him. Over and over he counted his money.

When the herd loses its way,

All right, you get some of those little video type cameras.

To the mars credit, he's actually eased up on the retard throttle.

Lets make Lemonade Lets go to work

What do you mean "you people"?

Who's with you?

remember kids never go full max doug

"“Hey, Baby, You And Me's Going On A Date.” That's The End Of Story."

We gotta get his cracker ass to the chopper!

–Oh, God. –Y'all might be in for a treat.

–Everybody's got issues! –Yeah, man, everybody got issues.

–They were drugs. –Really?

You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam.

“Hey, baby, you and me's going on a date.” That's the end of story

It should've got Oscar

–We busting Speedman out. –Speedmars here?

It's a cold, hard world. Shit happens.

And lots of money.

I've been a bad, bad boy, Father.

When Michael hall asks for a discount

Never go full JCS.

–How we doing? We making good time? –We're making good time,

–like really retarded. –Oh, yeah.

That's physics. It's inevitable.

You're on the wrong side of 40. You're childless and alone.

Well, being an actor is no different

Who send you here?

I'm sorry. Could we cut?

Fortnite sucks ass!

And you can call me

Then we take those boys up there,

I'm not joking around, I'm nauseous.

This motherfucker's dead

He's Been Here the Whole Time?

Never go full Tua

–Yeah, that's wicked. –Good.

Okay. That's where they keeping him.

Everybody knows you never go full Brett Favre.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna put them on again.

–What's her name? –Lance.

What's your secret man? Cause I’m trying to get some leave like that Any tips?

You're a great American! This country owes you a huge debt.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You lied about fighting the Vietnam War.

Just wish I had a director like this on Jack.

I just know the sound it makes when kids stop complaining about being too hot

Winner of the Beijing Film Festival's coveted Crying Monkey Award,

I'm head to toe legitimate

Boom! End of story. They hook up the TiVo yet?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

–He must have missed his mark. –Missed his mark?

I don't drop the last twist until the Prologue

Israel will weep for him.

You’re a great director Now shut the fuck up and make another movie

We've watched it many, many times.

scratch! ow! i'm afraid i'm gonna have to ask you to leave (points to exit sign) oh ok, next time i'll ask you to leave! and i will pay down and be good!

I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby.

Just because its a theme song Doesn't make it not true

Never steal full tard, man

David Blaine trapdoor horseshit jumping off here!

Erika, get me a VitaminWater!

When the ex asks For a favor

Damn! I thought the movie was bad.

You’re AT HOME Be AT HOME!

Fly Guides trying to pronounce Latin names of aquatic insects.

Try to stay in character. Remember, we're on camera.

You limp dick faggots!

Well, you can't have it, 'cause Damien gave it me.

Pop an ASS open

I mean, thats probably not even her real name

Get the respect you deserve with Old Spice.

–What? –Fuck the jungle.

I'm so excited, you know what I'm saying, about doing Tropic Thunder.

Tugg! It is not okay! Tugg! It is not okay!

Just 'cause it's the theme song, don't make it not true.

No, No, No, No- That's My New Car And Not Within. You See That Screen There?

I was talking to whoever was listening to me.

Come on, come on, come on.

NEVER GO FULL USD

and liberate the POW camp,

You're scottish. Be Scottish.

Sanducci. Hold up, man, keep it on the down-low.

I g-g-g-g got a good brain.

WELCOME TO THE GOODY ROOM

Im a wool farmer, motherfucker Im a wool farmer, motherfucker!

Like the dumbest mfer that ever lived

–Do you? –No!

When she ask me what’s my sign

I'm going to Grossman's office, I'm playing the card.

We got a big day tomorrow. Let's get focused.

Gimme that damn parachute...

Hey, Matt, what's up man? Fucking Nothing, Flacco. I'm eating Jellybeans, man