Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Goddamn shit-picking cock!
That shit ain’t fair
Let's make Lemonade
That shit ain't funny.
I KNOW YOU READ MY TEXT MESSAGE!!!
And believe me, gentlemen, it will be glorious.
Mark Fagan
Booty Sweat
Never go Full Retired.
He's reaching out. We're 10,000 miles away.
–Jesus. –What's going on?
–He blinded Jamie Lee Curtis. –Almost!
I don't read the script, script reads me.
If I see one more head pop up, it's gonna be bullet Whac-A-Mole.
Hit that SECDEF in the face Really fucking hard
I'll always be a screw-up. No one'll ever respect me.
Hell yeah Paid fo
I don’t grow collard greens…. Get sum
Booty Sweat and Bust-A-Nut bars available at concessions now.
I'm Gonna Tickle You. - Hold Me, Hold Me.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Wherever he is? Looks like he's all over the place.
Never go full mijo
Floyd, Wall-Eye airborne. Welcome aboard.
is action juggernaut Tugg Speedman.
They say that the movie's just about farts. It's about family,
Get on that horn and get some firepower, boy!
Yeah, I've never been in the military, per se,
Gimme that goddamn patch!
Sergeant Lincoln Osiris.
I'll never know.
Let me tast you in bed first Okay
The dudes are emerging.
Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.
Paul, I think you have a fine brain, just have some spice..
What? I don't understand.
–This feels pretty real! –Exactly! Let's use it.
I was a saucier in San Antone
I think I can put it back in!
I got a baaaad feelin on this sweden game
what the hell china! that's a bat, man!
God damn it! Okay. Where'd he go?
RF-AK Staff to 121 and MARFORPAC
Happy Birthday ‘Merica
That shit blew me away! I got high to that shit! You the man!
You guys all read the script, right?
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Yeah. But those dudes was trained soldiers.
$100 million?? I got a better idea.
Any tips?
Can I be tied to another post? Okay.
pump your brakes kid that beverage is a national treasure
Smoke!
Stop right there!
trying to re-enter the Earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
how bout I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
When It's hot as fck outside and you're the only one that brought drinks
Wishing Tugg all the best on that one.
Never go full desperate
Hey Dave, do you have that $100? No I don't have your $10 colton!
Farting in bath tubs, laughing ur ass off Stupid ass Jack
hold these men off, now!
Don't dawdle now!
I'm a rooster illusion.
Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, looked retarded, act retarded, is retarded.
–Who are you? –That's awesome, man.
No more frequent flier bitch miles for my boy
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Man, everyone’s gay once in a while
Instead of 100 million,
Take off your clothes!
Oh, Jesus.
I mean, are we in a crisis?
Crazy's better than nothing
Dang. Short-bus is taking some real hits.
A TSSM airplane? G9 for life
and you are not going to fail me.
I gotta get back to the hotel, for real!
United States Army, 694529987.
The studio wants to shut us down. That's the bad news.
When your coworkers ask what’s wrong with you?
It's Nick Stevens, isn't it? That little fucker.
Only this time, it's different.
At first Mercury's music was fast. Then he changed to soft, sleepy tunes. One eye of Argus closed, then another. Mercury played on. At last one eye was open. Now Mercury's music was very soft. He played the sweetest tune he knew. Just as the music ended, the eye closed. All hundred eyes were shut. Argus was asleep!
This is insane!
beds give me nightmares
All right. Yeah.
–I got it. –You got it upside down.
Remember? Went full retard? Went home empty-handed.
Yeah, you son of a bitch!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I think I can put it back in!
Get these chickenshit shells out of here ASAFP
I collar up some greens
You on the set?
The Dudes are emerging
Daddy... What's Going On Isabel I'm Moving To The Valley What Why On Earth Would Would You Do That? Because It's Normal I Know I Know But I'm Not Gonna Be One Anymore
You wouldn't say “Chineses.”
Yes.
Funny, huh?
Niccolo comments + GOPA login for externals + this morning mail
I love the pussy, hell, yeah
HERE’S MY MOTHERFUCKIN’ FARM!!
I always wanted to, but I guess I just never had the courage to ask.
Man, just 'cause it's a multilayered agenda of the cabal don't make it not true!
die in the jungle, alone, for some money and a G5?
Sose szabad fullba nyomni a kretént
Responsible gun owner.
Get down. Get down! Get down! Chow Yun-Fat, get the hell down!
Hit that SECDEF in the face REALLY fucking Hard
never go full slow trader
Words to live by
–Move! Move! Hello, Les! Hello! –Get your ass out of my…
1976 1993
Hit the plunger
Really makes a guy feel pretty small.
You go be all you can be, man
Shit! What are you fucking both doing, Good Lord!
Yeah, it's a huge deal for me, are you kidding?
Big ass titties!!!
The insecurity level with you guys is ridiculous!
Maybe y'all heard of me. Y'all heard of Alpa Chino? No?
Hiking Into A Fire Be Like
What the fuck did I just hear?
man, everyone's into he-man every once in a while!
Next Time You See A Daikin Rep
in the ears hanging from his dog tags.
What? Hell, yo. What's up, baby?
Satan's Alley Coming Soon On BBC three and BBC iplayer
Really swung for the fences, huh?
ACPFM just pissed her pantsuit
–They got him on the move! –That's torture, man.
i got 200 pounds of non'yer damn biznitch
how bout I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
The AL is emerging
Hats off for going there,
Scorcher VI Global Meltdown Coming Soon On BBC one and BBC iplayer
Hey! I want you to know something.
Upsy-daisy.
Letting loose this summer.
to believe that it was okay to be stupid or dumb.
and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee.
Oh yes my dear man More beans
… the world called on the one man who could make a difference.
I'll see you tonight, when I go to bed in my head movies
Might as well have some of this Birdie Juice
–I got something to tell you. –Okay.
Never go full communist.
In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up
NEVER GO FULL USD
Big dick playa
I'm going potty. You want to hold my dick?
You are my chosen disciples.
A grill you say...
You're just mad 'cause I'm skinny
'Cause we're tired of being your trail donkeys!
No offense, Kirk, I know you're the big fancy actor here,
Yeah, baby, come on. Just a little taste.
It's muh-muh-muh my boyfriend's event!
The circus life 280 days a year on location.
and they shot us over the wall, and we parachuted down.
The Boy Everybody Was Jealous Of.
Me watching United
You was fartin in bathtubs... Laughing your ass off.
Lizzie McGuire
I killed a panda.
–No. No, no, no, no, no… –All right, you know what?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Never go full retard
It's good, I love it, great. But I need to…
This is not cool!
Lauri left the freezer open
–Give me that goddamn map! Fuck you! –Hey!
'cause I got something to…
five-time Academy Award winner Kirk Lazarus
Be here till Chinese New Year waiting for my man to CTB.
Okay.
Whatever you do never go full ann coulter
Welcome to the goodie room
Anybody else care to give away our position to Charlie?
Never go full Dallas mavericks
Yeah, man, Scorcher I was great. Let's get the fuck out of here!
A bigger bonus?
Land of Silk and Money with Gong Li. Second Globe, third Oscar.
I'm betting he's got more of these battles
one man chose to question his God.
Time to man up. And I ain't gonna sugarcoat.
I've moved on
what do you mean "those people"?
you sell that box of nails meech
What do you mean “These Individuals”?
Never go full Beathard
Damn! I thought the movie was bad.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
Yo, that's the Bermuda Triangle, dumbass.
–You look good. –Any tips?
I'll see you tonight, when I go to bed in my head movies
work the pipe and swallow the gravy.
How about I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam.
Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man, looked retarded, act retarded, not retarded.
We got you loud and clear here, Les.
Financed by hotheaded mega-mogul Les Grossman,
Scorcher VI Global Meltdown The Fatties: Fart Two Satan's Alley
First take a big step back and fuck your own face
Getting ready for the week…
–Is that cool? –What? No!
Survive.
This summer, America's favorite obese family is back.
You went full retro man
Yeah!
They’ll slime ya the whole deal
When an EIT is taking too long to ask a question
It's Les Grossman. He throws these words around.
Quick as lightning, Mercury jumped up. He took the sword from his belt. With one blow, he cut off Argus' head. Io was free from the hundred watching eyes. "How can I thank you?" Io cried. "You are not a shepherd. Tell me your name."
Everybody knows you never go full Brett Favre.