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[chuckles]
Hello? Hello, Maestro?
This is how they say it in this country.
I was going for a real vintage Elmer Bernstein thing.
I mean, like, I work with him...
Did you know that John Cage once performed here?
Yeah, well, we'll see.
She's really pretty.
Alex texted me and told me to come over after the show.
[orchestral music plays]
What if I told you I am the union rep?
Que, Que, Que?
through all the things that are much more powerful
- Promise. - Promise.
But it's just hair.
Okay, so a couple years back Addison introduced me
Mmm.
Father?
What does it matter, really?
Hey, I figured it out, man.
At college, she turned me onto Ayn Rand, it was like,
Yeah, he fucking does it all the time.
They could have just hugged it out, you know.
She's my assistant.
Okay, um...
See you, DD.
Hailey Rutledge.
Like brother and sister.
I told you, she plays the oboe.
- Fuck you, bitch. - Fuck you!
So I'm told.
[imitates explosion]
I'm not religious, okay?