Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You brought it on yourself. - What?

Look, Knope, I've always liked you.

She originally put me in charge of hot dogs

- But I may be coming back. - How's that, now?

Double endorsement.

I did--nuttin' was said. Nuttin' was just now--

that was hilarious...ly awful...ly funny

Leslie calls it that sometimes.

on the 12:15 flight through Salt Lake City.

Did you just say you were still in love with me?

I never thought I'd say this to you, son,

But the Newports run this town.

And frankly, they've donated

I just said to you one thing, and you're "contraring" me.

a lot of money to the department.

Ow, that was loud.

It's kind of like We Are The World,

um, me, and--and-- and--and we love each other.

That's worked before.

"who better to be backup singers than Leslie's campaign team?"

It's one of several nicknames I made up for you,

Dave, why would you tell me that here and now?

Doubletime, you said?

I asked you for one thing.

but there's something I got to say to you.

Well, I want to talk to you, and if not,

"You wore me down."

Let's not get hung up on who wants what.

Excuse me. I'm gonna use the bathroom.

I would definitely endorse Leslie.

I could take a little jaunt with you.

'cause first, we're going to have dinner

"ladies love a guy waiting for them in the rain."

for Leslie's campaign.

is so much better for this police department

- Oh, hey, uh, may I say... - Don't.

It's called "music,"

not the guy who called you a bitch.

Okay, I would like that.

'cause this has been an incredibly stressful evening.

The two of you sharing a nice bottle of--

you want to be part of this?

I'm about to endorse ten beers into my mouth,