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Man, that new version must've sucked balls.

Just answer me this, Tweek.

When an artist creates,

That is our understanding.

God dammit, that pisses me off!

but we'll never stop trying to protect films!

and modernized technology!

Don't you see what's happening out there?

You have to offer fabulous prizes

Alright, let's go get the gymnasium ready.

Can we also work towards freeing Hat?

Where does it end?!

to Raiders of the Lost Ark

We liked them the way they were!

and modernized technolog

Yes, everything's new. New is better!

I'll never make it! I'll never make it!

so how can we get him out of prison?

will be at the premiere of the new, special edition

Gentlemen, these toddler murder fans think that you're insane

You understand why films shouldn't be changed!

And if we can get a hold of the negative, they can't change the movie?

The simple, funny aliens are now super bad-ass and cool!

WE Don't care he raped a baby

And if we refuse?

I think that's what separates us from the Steven Spielbergs

So we have to warm his icy heart with a hot island song.

And I've gotta be honest with you, it isn't going well.

Tonight, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas

Hat was attacked maliciously and unprovoked

That's different.

All our favorite movies are going to be changed and updated

The organization was created to protect Hollywood's

- He's definitely lost it. - Yup.

You little brats-- I mean, you darling children

the convicted, confessed serial murderer of 23 babies?

Coming this summer,