Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have to deal with him the way he deals with you.

I mean, look. Last week, he called me his girlfriend.

and make out with guys named Ted, then-

I mean, this is my first step into the real world.

if you don't want me to go on this trip, I'll understand.

"Thank you"? Einstein was ugly.

and I'm gonna die, and we can't control anything that happens to us!

So that's a great beard. I've never made out with a guy with a beard.

I get my learnin' on the street.

- Hold it. Girls live here too? - Yes, sir. We're coed.

Look, they even have dirty cartoons on the wall.

- (Kitty) Red, honey! - Incoming!

And I don't want that.

there'll be lots of cute boys around.

Please, God, don't let it be me.

Wait, what's wrong? Was there a height requirement for the cheerleading team?

My boyfriend goes to school in New York, and we've been together for three years.

I haven't been this frosty since Korea.