Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We should go away more often!

Now, I'm not saying you have to promise me anything.

Well, yeah, but there's an upside.

I know you love Marquette, and I made my peace with that.

I mean, what if we actually end up going to different colleges?

State schools are cheap. That's where you belong.

And then, a few years later, you'll die.

Eric, you're supposed to be following the map. What the hell are you doing back there?

and I'll get it back.

- Where's the 30 bucks? - Oh, I bought this "electronical" football game.

Okay. So, is everyone ready...

- I'm not going to Marquette. - Well, then never mind.

Board up my windows? What are my windows?

Well, you made her laugh. That's worth 30 bucks.

- you could go to college too. - You don't trust me alone in the house, do you?

Yeah, but I bet if she did, you'd cry because you love her.

We always have a big dorm party, tons of beer, tons of chicks.

- I mean, people do that all the time, right? - Yeah.

I'm gonna need to check your lung capacities! (Laughing)

Signed, my parents."