Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sluts!
You know, I bet those sluts at U.W. will laugh at them.
(Rock Group Singing)
Wish you didn't all have to breathe so much.
Okay, um, about a month ago...
Makin' you a crown?
That's it! You're staying with us at the motel.
Uh, thanks, Mrs. Forman, but I'm not really the college type.
We just saw college butt!
And just like a commie...
it can jump out and attack you at any moment.
- A little? - (Screams) Shut up!
Yeah, Donna and I have it all mapped out. She is going to buy a tight sweater...
um, I realize that, uh...
Why is it so damn hot in here?
Would you all just shut up?
Wait! Dad, wait.
What the hell kind of college is this?
There's a difference!
(Sighs) I'm your little bird, Dad.
Oh, no, it's not unwelcome. It's- It's liberating.
Lucky you.
You know, being with a real man is complicated.
So, I told my girlfriend, "We can go to separate schools."
All right. Good to know.
We go to different schools now, and we're fine...
I see U.W. has a pretty good C.P.R. program.
I am so freakin' old!