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because we need to fuck her from 100 different directions
Get rat-fucker Sam to give him the talk,
and that makes me sad,
Hey, Pa, so, listen.
-pretending. -She was amazing.
Anonymous.
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-So... -Willa asked me to check in,
No. Thank you.
Nice to keep your dad in a good mood
-Be good to chat. -Yeah, don't worry, son.
Absolutely.
I don't piss on the carpet every time it thunders.
No.
(TAPPING ON GLASS)
♪ Handmade suits Raking in loot ♪
Who's catching your eye to recommend?
M
It's me, Dr. Moron.
Oh. Yeah. Wow. What a surprise.
That's why his whole life has amounted to nothing.
Aw, what's wrong?
We give him the night off.
Dad was ready to kick over the whole sandcastle--
Okay, well, Tom, I won't give up.
♪ Dude be the OG ♪
(JESSICA MOANS)
-Mind like a balloon. -(SHIV CHUCKLES)
-GERRI: That okay? -Yeah.
(LOGAN SIGHS)
Stress the experience. History.
-You fucking get it. You know? -(SHIV LAUGHS)
A whole school for how to intern at a clickbait aggregator?
We get the money, boom. Much less oversight.
You are worse than hitler
Uh... She's got my contacts
to give birth in front of a thousand people.
I mean it's... it is burning my eyes,
The Logan Roy School of Journalism.
♪ But since I stan Dad I'm alive and well ♪
in one of the all-time great psychosexual expeditions.
I super love you, Super-Dad.
You're good,
Dad. I mean, remember when he bought that chick a harp?
(CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, I think it's like,
That's for sure a bathroom.
You're freezing. Let me-- Let me get your coat.
-if I could. Just, you know... -Uh...
Oh, Sally Anne?
Well...
-Hearts Football Club? -Mm-hm!
Buy the-- them? The...
like a camp counselor in my butt when I was 12.
watch it all day.
I-- I'm bleeding out. I can't afford this.
I don't know, playing hardball?
Excuse me.
I've got a proposition for you.
And then he went up the ladder.
Rhea-produced Logan-athon.
Okay. (GROANS) Okay.
of all of them.
LOGAN: Uh...
Yeah.
-Hey, this is great. It's great. -Yeah, um...
Uh... Fucking Cyd.
zero knowledge or interest in Scottish football,
on the way to the airfield, because I'm sending you a driver
Full disclosure, I'm starting to like her.
I just wanted to thank you all for joining, and to...
-Ooh, uh-huh. -Yeah, and you know that she's--
The play? Uh...
He had to shit outside, right?
Okay. So, I just wanted to let you know.
-(CHUCKLES) Thanks. -LOGAN: Uh-huh.
It's nice to meet you, too.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Don't be fucking stupid. It's a plaque.
CONNOR: Oh. Okay. Wish me luck.
You okay?
it's you.
♪ L to the... ♪
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
which I don't know if you've been hearing,
I mean, she is fantastic.
-Yeah? -Even so.