Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You could try a bathroom stall, but that's a little sketch.

He's cute, right?

Come on, pen, you doing this or not?

but Alex, he's still so young and this could definitely mess with him.

Yes, but that's not okay that you said that.

and then later you were, like, "I shouldn't have done that"?

so I could get a free makeover.

I went to sephora, and bought a tube of mascara,

Let me explain what you're looking at.

Oh, you know, mama got a big pile of bills with her name on it.

Wait, just listen.

Mentirosa. She said she went,

I came home early so we could all dish.

that you were blurring gender lines with your upper lip...

Yeah, you don't look that sorry.

- I mean it. - Please.

because it's still winter and everything is where it's supposed to be,

and right now you're my therapist, so I need you to keep up.

- You told me she was going. - Oh, she lied.

If you wanna have a second dinner, wear the red lipstick.

- Help. - All right, all right.

I'm just gonna do a little Photoshop,

Hey, you shaved your 'stache!

No, you're a married woman,

Stupid Finn keeps changing his mind.

Don't take this the wrong way, but your problems are nothing.

Oh, Jerry, I'm sorry.

Nobody can know.

I used one of your razors and cut myself.

A crappy chick flick by myself.

I'm really bad at Photoshop.