Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think I know someone who can help you out.

hooking up while waiting in line to buy boyz ii men tickets.

Ooh, ooh, use this picture for my profile. I look cute there.

We didn't get a chance to talk much, but...

I don't know what that means, but it sounds sad.

unless they want to be part of a very unfortunate story in the news.

Over the top, or just Cuban?

So, you were my only option.

So do your kids. No one wants to see your kids.

This isn't because Finn pushed me into a bush.

Ugh! I felt that one in the gut.

I'm just having dinner, okay? And I'm not being a puta.

Oh, look at me.

It doesn't grow back thicker. That's a myth started by big wax.

I'm kinda jealous of him.

That's a good... Oh, you're serious?

I am a latina, you are a 12-year-old boy,

I didn't think this through at all. I...

People don't hook up with their uber driver,

and moved on to someone whose bicycle isn't wearing sneakers.

Ay, no seas ridícula,

I mean, listen, you do you, but you're a mother now.

Do you have some paper so I could write this down?

It's Scarlet sunrise.

For you, I'd recommend a more old-fashioned approach.

What's abuelita doing?

Everybody I know is either married

And keep your voice down because the kids can't know.

I was thinking of walking the aisles at target

So, does papi think I'm a puta, too?

Anyway, I'm just, you know, flying solo.

Yeah, I'm not gonna see him again.