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Take it easy. It's just a first date.
At your age, I would literally kill myself.
You didn't wanna give me the heads-up that he was here?
I'm sorry, honey.
Why do you like that kid again? Because he seems like a...
she wasn't super sad.
He has nice eyes.
- Damn it, Schneider. - No, Schneider didn't say anything.
That's, like, a second date revealer. If you're good, a never reveal.
Right now, while there's still barely time.
So then I was like, "let's do this thing!"
I'm doing this.
You are the most beautiful woman in the world.
Have you seen her, by the way? Please tell me she's eating something.
Okay.
I have a package for Penelope Alvarez.
Lo siento, mi Amor.
Oh, my god. It's all happening.
Red lipstick is for putas.
"Adam Bennett."
then, follow them home.
Or miniature golfing. Or to the arcade.
Berto, you look guapísimo in that suit.
Claro, but I have to go. Schneider's a wreck.
- No, wait, what? That was too fast. - No, you're too slow.
I tried to shave.
No pressure, Jerry?
You can borrow mine.
Tonight I had a date.
Now the teeth are too white. What is that?
Anyway, stupid Finn pushed me into a bush and I got scratched.
Ay, niña, I felt like braiding it.
Every aspect of this date has been dissected by all the people in my life.
Which is why you buried me in it.
Oh, god! What?