Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Open up. We gotta hug this out.

but spring is a comin', girl.

when it comes to dating, 38 is basically...

Yeah, but he's posing with a tiger.

I am separated.

But you're not gonna murder me and throw me in the trunk, right, jer?

No one has asked me what I wanted in a long time.

Okay, you know what?

Abuelita is talking to ghost abuelito again.

you ought to come to the bowling alley, and watch me crush some pins.

Hey, don't worry, I'll be way too busy to tell them.

Okay, okay! Dios mío.

No! Who does that?

I'm a little hyped up, if you can't tell.

Just texted nunchucks guy and I think we're gonna hang.

Oh, my god! You saw that?

are in their sexual prime.

- Oh, no, I can't. - It's not for you.

I mean, I like Anna, but I don't really want a girlfriend.

I still got it. Yes!

They broke the mold when they made you.

Because I'm pretty sure there's gonna be a next time at some point.

Now you're just being nice.

And I'm circling the block.

He's probably already forgotten about your date

Well, when you're done thinking, can I have $100?

to see if I can make any new friends.

And now, I'm gonna say to you

After all, women in their late 30s are in their sexual prime.

My mom, my daughter, my landlord, some giant, hot baby in the bathroom.

What did you do?