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Albert Magloan. Only in Boston is a guy named Albert Magloan.
What about right now?
What the fuck is this?
We'll End another truck with a driver...
-What? -You heard me.
Go on, tell the story.
Jesus Christ, Henry.
Love among the bleach, right?
This sound woke me up.
Fergie. Kid's here.
I don't know, might be harder than you think.
...I started coming to terms with not being cool enough to walk through the projects.
Just watch a lot of TV.
And then I felt the water.
Why didn't you tell me you lived in Charlestown?
I’m thinking about making a change.
He didn't wanna end up on the wall at the VFW.
We're fucked if we see a helicopter, we're fucked if we see SWAT.
Not F'ing Around Crew
They think there's no more serious white people in Charlestown.
Smoking cigarettes and eating a TV dinner at 6 in the morning.
Fucking douche bag.
Whose car are we gonna take?
But I could shoot, you know? I could hit anything with a hockey puck.
The fucking grip I used to get on your armrest.
The guy's a fucking Lucky Charms Irishman...
But just remember, I seen yours too.
This is the “not fucking around” crew
Okay.
Calm Down, Alright?
How you gonna handle this?
Good.
Open the door!
Oh, I just want to get back to work.
Just like that.
If I ask a question, will you give an honest answer?
Hey, Claire, don't get too used to your life of leisure here.
Doing his time like a man.
Quite an expert.
Uh ....
No. You just have to live with it, I guess.
Sat in the kitchen, drank a case of beer while I went out on School Street...
So all of a sudden, everyone in Charlestown...
One of them took my license.
- Good. Come in. - Nice to see you.
And Dezzy here, he's got some interesting sick days.
What?
And I want them fucking ready for the next thing.
Oh, hi. Come to my good side.
Pretty much.
What the--'?
Eye surgery.
Did they say anything?
Doesn't matter. Now I'm forced to walk a mile through the projects.
...so I guess we got new pro guys.
Fancy cars. Pretty girls.
Calm down. Put your gun away, all right? You're gonna get hurt.
Did you say your name was Jim? Or Gem?
All right. Good to see you.
- Who is it? - Open up.
So Now On Really Sunny Days I Always Think Of Someone Dying
Nothing appears disturbed.
Close the bridge.
My assistant manager. He was assaulted really badly when the alarm went off.
Listen, you put a year together of good behavior and get your points down...
- Yeah. -Wanna buy some dope, Kenny.
What does that mean?
An Eskimo came along, Took me back to his camp and saved me.
I'm gonna stalk her like a fucking A car, we'll find out.
All right, let's subpoena work logs, employee records.
If you have problems with your Prius I can throw it in the back.
How much money's in the sack?
You got nothing to worry about. We're gonna find these guys.
...and I'm the bad guy.
- Did you? - I didn't pull any alarm.
-I gotta go. -Sit the fuck down. Just sit down.
How I feel when I make it to work on time
Go ahead.
And I still haven't been able to go see him.
Soon as his partner leaves with the coal bag...
This is the FBI. We're not completely inept.