Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've been working on this for six months.

Oh, and that? That's Stefano Galante.

As soon as you give me the diamond.

- [grunting] - [continues groaning]

And you know what? I owe you an apology.

- [crying quietly] - We're gonna work together,

[officer] Harleen Quinzel, this is Gotham Police.

You saw what it's like for me out there. I didn't have a choice.

- Yeah, he's 1,000 years old. - Wow.

you haven't even thought about my left.

Look at my face.

Those are some fine big and pretty panties erika and I want to see pee or fart in it

- You okay? - Yeah.

[Cassandra] You guys.

Fuck off! Get out.

- kinda hard. - [groans]

That slimy jizznozzle!

- Did you sell me out? - I'm sorry.

I can't find Bruce. I can't find him. I...

It was made by a very famous Gotham artist...

[Harley] Being Joker's girl gave me immunity.

been picking up your phone? We've got a situation.

- Whoa. Wait. - What?

Meet me at Amusement Mile. The Booby Trap. In one hour.

I'll have to learn that one.

I'm starting up my own business.

[officer] Open the door.

- It's dirty. - Oh...

This is my case, okay?

[dance music playing]

Yeah. Good luck with that.

And if you get too close I might snatch off your chain

[Harley] Told ya she had a killer voice.

For what it's worth,

Okay. Now we're good.

- [bartender] Here you go, Canary. - Thank you.

Call me a softy.

Your left hand is cuffed to mine.

Having a vagina in the first place pisses this guy off.

[mafiosi groaning]

Fucking fabulous, if you ask me.

this dummy swallowing that diamond

I'm saving a special spot for you.

Now! Rip it open!

Yep, that Bertinelli.

[people laughing]

He's the Taiwanese grandpa I never had. He knows everything and everyone.

I've waited a long time for this.

I don't know nothing about no diamond.

Does she always talk like the cop in a bad '80s movie,

- something we can figure out. Hey! - [Zsasz shushing]

- I'm starving. - I love tacos.

Harley Quinn just called open season on herself.

Thought by now you'd figure out how not to get caught.

Isn't this fun? It's just like a sleepover. [gasps]

[Harley] Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden.

That's all you think about.

Now, uncuff me.

without the help of yours truly.

But me? You need me!

Her name's Cassandra Cain.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa!

you gotta start at the beginning.

He told me that there was a shipment coming in. A diamond.

I mean, shopping at fancy-ass stores,

- [yells] - Ooh. A penny.

I'm the only one who can protect you!

[Harley] But she prefers Black Canary.

You want me to be A little more lady-like?

[Lance] We've got a situation.

- [cheering continues] - ["Woman" playing]

I can't get out there. I just need to get through.

It wasn't easy.

[Montoya] Listen, I had a source at the club.

I have all my best ideas drunk.

A really nice one.

[muffled screaming]

the minute he snaps his fingers.

Bad like a villain I pop it and then I reload

I'm just saying, we got four dead bodies here, you know.

I agree completely. So I'll do that, as well.

Two for one You know a bitch buy four

Six bucks for tap water with a fucking cucumber stick in it?

- You're right. - [Cassandra] Harley?

Got bridges to burn And places to run

- [all gasp] - Shit. Get down.

Cut her fucking open.

Let's get you somewhere safe.

I was the brains behind some of

But look at me now.

they didn't believe me.

Meet the daughter of the richest, most powerful Mafia don in Gotham City.

I'm robbing this store.

I own this town. You'll have my protection.

Well, enjoy yourself, Miss Quinn. And do give the Joker my best.

I'm sorry, kid.

["Bad Memory" playing]

[Harley] It was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn,

Could that be our little Miss Lance?

Even the fucking Crossbow Killer.

You gave me no choice.

Stay outta that. It's not worth it.

It's my world And you're just living in it

...are all looking for this Cain character...

that Mr. J and I were dunzo.

I'll come to you.

[Montoya] Cassandra Cain, back already?

because now I'm gonna slice your...

How do you spell "mercenary"?

[in normal voice] This one.

was bigger than I thought.

DON'T SHES PREGNANT!

Not just the East End.

Your little bird's a fucking rat.