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That's what I thought.
- Ew! I love it. - Yeah?
This is my club. Get up now.
- broken up this time. - [teammate 1 scoffs]
Harley!
And I'm good for the 75 cents, okay? I promise.
Oh! And I found Bruce.
They got the kid. Shit!
That is my job you are fucking with. What is wrong with you, Renee?
Bad, bad, bad memory
But I was never an establishment kinda gal.
[Harley] I got him!
Bad, bad, bad memory
Yeah. To save your own stupid skin. Huh?
- Is it Halloween? - Hey. How you doing?
Okay. No, no. No, no, no. See, she's just a kid.
[Lance] Cass?
I had to find a new identity.
[singing] This is a man's world
This is a man's world
The fuck? Hey! Hey! Come back here!
They keep chasing my props
Where can I find Cassandra Cain?
And when she was found dead in the street,
So, forgive me yet?
[gasps] Ooh!
- [Munroe] She? - We got a hair.
[Happy groans]
- to stand on their own. - [teammate 3] Oh, girl,
I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet
You know, psychologically speaking,
They call me...
Why don't you pour yourself a drink? It's almost noon.
- Sure. Drinks! - Hey, two shots.
[gun clicks]
I'm not proud of what I did, but I had half the city after me.
[scoffs]
[teammate] Ride that pole like you ride your man!
And I don't really bang But I came with the gang
[Harley] Are you dummies still sitting there?
Fall in love with your patient, break said patient out of said asylum.
Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What?
to come and take their pound of flesh.
Oh, good morning. Good morning.
Bruce? Bruce!
A master.
Thanks, doll. You're a peach.
Did Harley really have tape me to toilet From a bound and gagged Princess Hannah
He had four people killed alone last night.
[teammate 1] If not him, the next closest alpha male
Whoo!
Come on! Turn it up!
Without a woman or a girl
[Cassandra's father] Don't talk to me like that.
I've heard it's beautiful.
told people about the breakup.
- to a damn toilet? - Mmm-hmm.
- from the roller derby. - Yeah, yeah.
how'd he get fired from his own fucking company?
And luckily for me,
It's not a fucking bow and arrow. It's a crossbow. I'm not 12.
[groaning]
And don't let him give you shit, okay?
Come on, kid.
Loans, liquidity, laundering.
Cass.
Those are some biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig panties with polka dots and that dress was indeed hideous
Egg, bacon, American cheese.
Aren't you, my little baby?
He's after all of us.
Will you sleep on it? Will you do that for me?
Hey, it's Detective Montoya. Respect your elders.
You're gonna have to be quiet.
Mmm. They boil the heads of their enemies
and going out on your own.
to bribe every single judge and cop he needs to get a monopoly on the city.
A kiss may be grand
It's not a party without a little drama, am I right?
I don't need your help. I got this.
Yeah, I have wanted to do that for quite some time.
I gotta take you back a few days,
That wasn't me.
[Montoya] Cass! Harley!
See, I was halfway across town,
If you let me go,
That's fair enough.
Mr. J once lost a rare photograph of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt,
[muffled] Harley.
Go get the kid.
Access denied. Access denied.
Who are you guys?
[muffled shouting]
- No more - Mrs. Fucking Polite
And I ain't never need him So it's so easy to leave him
- Did I stutter? - Go ahead.
[gasps]
it was kinda nice having the kid around.
- or is that just me? - [laughing]
It doesn't make sense. I don't understand.
Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum.
- Mr. Sionis. - She's just a kid.
...because without the Joker around,
Oh, no, no, no. I want you to stay here with me.
Mmm...
Harley!
[guns cocking]
[both laughing]
- Get away from me. All of you. - [Lance] Put that shit down.
[chorus] But diamonds
- No. - Why is this happening to me? Why?
I'm not talking superficial partnerships.
I'm not shopping at this store.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
[cell phone vibrating]
I thought we could build something beautiful together.
You remember the Bertinelli massacre, right?
Okay.
- [Sionis grunting] - [Cassandra whimpering]
Why, thank you.
Find me a new driver.
[groaning]
Rip open her little tummy.
you know that this is when shit gets real.