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- Fuck! - Uh, there's this.
Who did I just blow up?
Yeah, not gonna happen.
The Clown Prince of Crime?
The fact that he wants me dead hasn't yet hit my radar.
Not him.
- I think you might like them. - Really?
Well, you know what?
Wow.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
- I've never been. - Mmm.
Where does the DA's office stand on all this?
Is he an acupuncture model, too?
Did Harley really have tape me to a toilet From a bound and gagged Princess Hannah
swear to God, you can kill me later.
[inhales sharply] Whoa.
H...
Okay. Whatever.
I figure I'm better off with the person who's not gonna cut me open.
poor Erika so embarassed and violated
Four fingers from a knuckle sandwich
[Harley] But there was some other shit
Thought you were different.
I promise.
But we are gonna need some serious hardware.
- I'm building a better... - Seriously, you don't have to. Really!
Milk.
[giggling]
You slippery-fingered little turd.
[Cassandra] What's this?
This was their spot.
Know what a harlequin is?
You've never heard of him?
And now I'm done.
before breaking up with the aforementioned madman
[Harley] Canary's been singing at Roman's club for years.
Dinah Lance?
[Montoya] Wow.
You're gonna do that thing where you open up
- It's hilarious. - Get on the table.
[Cassandra's father] You're the one who wanted the kid!
- [Cassandra] No! - [both grunting]
Isn't that right, Miss Yee?
Not you, and not Mr. J.
is to serve.
What? No comeback?
Do we have to bring them back?
Wait, wait, wait. [shushing]
Bang bang and your party's done
You're so busy looking at my right hand,
but you gotta find her before someone else does.
[Harley] They say, if you wanna tell a story right,
Quinn got the girl.
and by "ready" I mean
[Erickson] She's right.
I got an amazing new place that was all mine.
It's just business.
- One bullet? - [Cassandra] Please help me!
Let you think you get the picture
[screaming]
We can't let them get her. I trust you.
[Cassandra] Uh, Harley! Bring the colander.
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
what he's gonna do to ya.
- [indistinct shouting] - [Munroe] Shit.
[inhaling deeply]
and we'll get outta here in one piece, okay?
Gotcha. [groans]
Harley! No! Get off me!
Have Ballistics check for a bullet in one of those parked cars.
- [growling] - [cracks neck]
You're so pretty.
Will your paramour be joining us this evening?
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
What's up, girl? You're the reason I'm in here!
[Harley] She calls herself Huntress.
Took me to dinner then I took him out
Right here.
It sure fucking did.
Black Mask.
Yeah, well, he's also a very dangerous man.
But you can't tell anyone.
was gonna put her right in the crosshairs
[prisoner 4] You're dead!
- [sobbing] - I handled it real mature.
Whoa Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Thank you.
[Harley groaning]
Okay. This way.
Blah, blah, blah. Fake fucking fucks.
[whispers] So you don't have to taste his cooking.
[Harley] My bad. I should've introduced you.
I could do whatever I wanted to whoever I wanted,
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
That was super embarrassing.
[all grunting]
Down here!
You're his new driver.
Do you need any more cocktails?
And that is why you should never partake in paying federal income taxes.
Yeah, this smile is a loaded gun
I killed his firing squad.
I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy.
Too many people offering me too much money.
Is that a snot bubble?
Fuck. I'm out.
I want everyone who's after me to back off.
Harley!
- I'm sorry, kid. I am. - [grunting]
Can I help you?
DON'T ERIKA IS PREGNANT!
This is nice.
to that night I got shitfaced at the Black Mask Club.
Hurry up!
This place...
- [henchmen cheering] - Puddin'?
But Mr. J was super broke up about it.
Bad, bad, bad memory
The evidence that Sionis is linked to these murders...
That wasn't me!. That wasn't me!.
- All right. - [gun cocks]
Also, I'm outta groceries.
What?
[grunting]
These are serious accusations, Miss Montoya.
She's a child!
Ew.
I haven't told that to anyone.
Shake it off This pride and glory
Fuck off!
[in English] Who are you?
I've given her prune juice, laxatives.