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Ah, crap.
["Joke's On You" playing]
poor Erika so embarassed and violated
It wouldn't be nothing
you made me want to be a less terrible person.
You kinda forced my hand here.
Oh, good. You got it.
God damn it. Sit the fuck down.
And no one gives two fucks who we are beyond that.
Yeah, this smile is a loaded gun
[woman laughing loudly]
[screams]
[Cassandra yelping]
Little bird!
You are trying to go after
Wow, Montoya. Should we call the Feds for backup?
- Shit. - [Sionis laughing]
[screams]
You? Again?
Oh, good. You're awake.
Oh, no, no, no. Not that one.
Doc? Where is he?
[thuds]
Yeah.
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
Number one, no one is like me.
[Cassandra] I stole something from you.
Yeah, I recognize Just who you truly are, a liar
The Joker.
Her. Renee Montoya.
I've got the kid.
I appreciate your offer, Mr. Sionis.
That felt pretty great.
[Montoya] Cass!
Go, go, go.
Has anyone got any bullets?
to the possibility of new love.
[both sniffing]
This is our story.
Doc?
Soon enough, I was back on my feet.
Sure.
vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.
Lost in the bitterness
- [man yelling] - Get under the table!
I get it. You're really not as complicated as you think.
I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet
- Get in there! - Get off!
that I'd cut ties with Mr. J for good.
Holy shit!
I'm gonna get your diamond back.
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
- There we go. - [Harley] Wait.
[officer] I can hear you! Open the door.
I've scratched your backs and kept you outta jail.
Get out! Get out of here!
Oh, sure.
[echoing] You're gonna get me my diamond.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
[dinging]
You want this diamond back? I'm your gal.
Well, now it's time to say thank you.
It took losing something I truly love
And at the top of that list is this guy.
But I know that this shit stick...
and I found it in a bird's nest in Robinson Park.
If we, if we, if we like it
Look, if there's really a half mil on my head,
Good work, Officer.
She has the murder stuff down, but the rest?
What?
I'm a super shero, bitch Don't try me, hoe
You're still conscious.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
And I thought... Shh!
That and his obsessive-compulsive need to be the center of attention.
[gun firing]
I have enough now to open up a new restaurant.
You'll be good at the driving gig.
the assistant DA? That's her ex.
[Sionis yelping]
And then I'm gonna peel off that pretty face
The phone?
Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant.
[yelling]
You really wanna try it
Eggs, Bacon, Parmesan cheese.
That was my driver.
And I invested the cash in a little startup
Do you know who I am?
No.
You don't think he's gonna kill this kid?
[gasps]
Cover your ears! You better get her back.
Yo, Simpson.
Dumb-ass kids.
[chorus] Diamonds
You're a lifesaver, Sal.
Oh, shit. Is that a hyena in a bathtub?
I think you can manage a couple of little girls.
[Montoya scoffs]
I've got got bridges to burn And places to run
Like out of a plane without a parachute,
I haven't had breakfast yet.
It's Sionis.
some way to show the world
That's what makes him so dangerous.
Diamonds
i'm outta groceries
They are my girls And it's us who's deciding
Broke up with my ex Dumped him in a text
Yes!
Experiment on me
[groans]
What the fuck?
We should order pizza. Make cosmos.
[Sionis screaming]
she moves back to Gotham. Starts working on that kill list.
[Zsasz] We're working on it.
And for the first time in a long time,
The shooter got close before drawing. Six rounds.
Give me a minute.
[all panting]
You know, kid, not every day is gonna be like this.
Look at those little ears. And his little haircut.
They call me...
[Cassandra's mother] I never wanted her!
[Harley] Yeah, yeah. I made the kid my apprentice.
Bad, bad, bad memory
Galante was working with Sionis.