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I tell you what. The spider plants have thrived on it.
Hot or cold towel, Hank?
The torch should go to someone really deserving.
No, Dad. I'm speed walking.
But He made his point.
So, how does it feel to be the official torchbearer?
The year is 1953.
You don't give someone an award they don't deserve just to cheer them up.
You're tarnishing the spirit of the Winter Games.
Well, then, you shouldn't have had your henchmen write that essay.
I'd like to thank my mother, my agent, and my baby's mama.
Well, it was just sitting in a box gathering dust and dust-mite feces.
Cake was gone
Will you sign it for me? In pencil?
This cigarette was lit with the Olympic torch.
Not now, Dad.
There's more.
Well, actually, Bobby, I already have.
I was just trying to help.
Hank. Have you been shot?
How's it feel, Dad? Is it everything I hoped it would be?
[Sighing]
someday someone's gonna make the world's largest fruit pie.
I do love america
And you know, these are the very same towels from back then.