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Then I'll get a trophy.
Until now.
Now!
so do not do that thing with your nose that you're not aware of.
-Easier on the knees. -Beautiful, Bobby.
I hereby award this trophy to Brian Clemmer
-It's from the essay. -Damn, that's good.
But, Mom, you said I was gonna get a trophy.
Hold on. I've got some mail for him, too.
And I specifically remember, it was not ""Why I Should Carry the Torch.""
Yep. Your dad's a real hero.
And the first /eg is being run by Greece's very own Spiro Thanatopou/is...
For preserving the honor and integrity...
Or would you like to turn yourself in, Hank?
Okay. I will go find an Olympic official.
if your ankle hadn't snapped just two yards from the goal line.
Give me another 0.5 miles.
The hopes and dreams of a small Texas town in the state of Texas...
-Anyone want to see Nancy in an art film? -Sug'!
when you guys washed my truck without permission.
All right!
How am I gonna enjoy the figure skating with this dark cloud hanging over us?
The year is 1895.
He put it out.
You may drop off your essay at the station or at any Pinky's Liquor.
He's 40. Cut him some slack.
No, no, it's fine. It looks exactly like the old flame.
[Exclaiming]
[All cheering]
And I graciously accepted.
I haven't won one yet and my body's already starting to go.
Come on. Less talky, more walky.
Film's a little grainy, but I think you can see bone.