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Don't worry, Dad! I'm coming as fast as I can!
What? Dang it, Dale. You remember how mad I was...
Hank, wait!
And you like to wear masks.
After all, Hank, America is not just a land of opportunity...
Why is he slowing down?
The only Olympic sport...
For nominating himself behind my back.
[Exclaiming in pain]
[Bobby exclaims]
And then, well, you know.
WOMAN: Way to go! Way to go, Hank!
Hoist her up. Let's see how she looks.
Dad...
And your car didn't go off the road.
[Crowd cheering]
of the Olympic flame and all it represents...
'Cause he's a quitter. I never quit. Hell, I've been smoking for 30 years.
Oh, dang it, I just took our camera in to be developed.
I'll go turn on your computer and warm up the seat.
Now, I can go back to using my maiden name.
Hey, who wants to dance? Dale, help me move that couch.
Now, I know you thought you'd never win a trophy...
[Humming]
Au coitraire, I am inhaling it.
The flame iow begiis its loig jouriey from Atheis, Greece,,,
And on the very next play, going for the two-point conversion...
Congratulations, sug'!
[Hank chuckling]
They don't give trophies for being a sweet, sweet, sweet boy.
Are you filled with pride? Humility?