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-Marcus. -What?
Hey, Mike.
Your filibuster reform stalled.
Oh, my God in heaven. So, let's see.
It's 24/7. It's a public duty.
You know what? You go ride with the security detail.
And its role in the Macauley amendment.
and Egan with an open your fucking ears.
Making rubber day in and day out.
-Do you know what I mean? -Mmm-hmm.
if you think about it.
-You're sure? -Endorse. Yes.
-Hey, come here. -Relax, okay?
Yeah, you are. Like rubber Jesus. (LAUGHING)
And, Dan, get over here and shake my hand.
Hello! Yes. I see you.
Sir, you're the Vice Chair of the Congressional Oversight Committee.
-Why? Because of me? -No.
Slaving away for Furlong?
That's what it's called where they take your mortal remains
Apologies, ma'am. Effed in the b-hole across all networks.
It's being put to me that...
Let's go. Don't give me that sad orphan face, all right?
-I'm sorry about your tears. -Yeah.
Look who's playing golf with the President.
Madam Vice President, do you need five minutes?
So you feel you're back in the game?
Getting Senator Macauley to sneak in the VP's lame-ass legislation
Yes, of course. I get it, yeah.
And then that small thing actually dies itself.
Oh, my goodness. Well, this has been
It's always darkest before the storm. So...
You want to tell a congressional committee the truth, Dan.
So think about that.
Chinese daughter torture. It's a good one.
I know how to give a motherfucking speech.
Good to see you again, buddy.
so if you ever need a shoulder to cry on
66% disapprove.
Right, well, you know, I've got to tell you, these caterers, they've got...
Jonah, do you come bearing news from the gentleman's club?
Okay, that changes everything.
Did you see the Chicago Tribune?
Absolutely great.
Yes, E as in ears.
-Big bully, what are you doing? -You think that I'm a crybaby?
Well, that's tomorrow in the plural.
I'm the puppet master. I'm Pinocchio.
You talk a lot about really wanting to be able to make change.
I miss your emails. Long time no cc.
Still up here in Cleveland, huh, Will?
-What business? -That's a need-to-know basis, Mike.
you might get what we call corpse fucking.
Oh, forum's not happening.
I may have gotten involved in a little something.
We are not exactly selling that many platinum level tickets.