Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- _ - (bell dinging)

Your mother is threatening to get my grandmother deported.

I would never do that.

So you're trying to get her back?

I assume this parent trap was your doing.

Oh, hey, Ma. Hi.

My mother told her to go away.

Mother, did you push her?

I should explain.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

And in the opposite corner, everyone's favorite diva,

Latin Lover Narrator: Just her and her hostage.

So I'm doing everything I can.

I would be in jail, no?

Even though he wanted to.

I will. Thank you.

make some extra cash... what do you think?

And, of course,

- What? - Maybe if he hears it

and prove she wasn't in a room with Magda

the concept of... recovered memory.

till this happened.

hailing from the heavenly Hamlet of Santa Rosa, California,

and the cons. But in the meantime,

Did you know she has her own line of velour sweatpants?

(hip-hop music playing)

I would like nothing more

Santos is coming back from the dead.

Rafael, I am not

at her feet in order to turn it.

And would you like to have lunch after physical therapy?

It was to protect you. I was afraid you

there was a hostage in your room.

Out of the ring?

Okay, well, this was a very different situation.

coming down from the aisle to my right,

So go in peace and serve the Lord our God.

I should call my grandmother, let her know.

- Her grandmother wouldn't make that up. - No, of course not.

Look, you've been gone for a while, okay?

tush is down here,

they can catch her in her lie.

Oh, no. Not yet. Breech babies

what had happened... until now.

No. I broke up with her.

Juicy just... she just got way too hot.

are down and we lost our liquor license.

I have no idea why that's happening.

- _ - (bell dinging)

No, you don't understand, okay?

Then I would have to

According to BuzzFeed, El Presidente's stabbing

These are the medical records from my mother's surgery