Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's locked it from the inside.

And now for the local news.

All right, we'll try him again.

What if you go into that house alone and he gets you?

There are no such things as vampires, fruitcake!

♪ Night's calling Under blood red skies

Yes, Mrs. Brewster.

was a known prostitute.

He readily agreed.

All right, come on, please just stick with us, all right?

Don't you see what that means?

I'm going up there.

Lay your head on my breast.

You wouldn't want to cause them anymore, would you?

Yeah! I tried him already.

Not the front door.

It's me, Evil Ed.

Amy, I'm serious.

Come on, let's get out of here.

but a priest has to say a blessing over it first.

No, he won't, Charley, after all I am here to protect you.

You know what you're gonna have to do now, don't you?

I appreciate this, Mr. Vincent. You've been a great help.

What, what, what?

has finally moved into the neighborhood.

Mr. Vincent, give him the holy water.

With this. It's from Orgy Of the Damned.

Tonight, the threat comes not from beyond the grave,

Doesn't he walk in daylight?

Good evening, horror fans.

♪ Bop a di di Bop choo bop a di di

Charley. I can't open this door.

What have you done to me?

All you have to do is take my hand.

He's a vampire.

An autograph, perhaps,

And you're finally convinced I'm not a vampire, either.

There's no reason to compound the error.

I am Peter Vincent... I know, Mr. Vincent, but...

Nothing. He was just bluffing.

♪ A butterfly In a spider's web

I am Peter Vincent,

All you have to do is get by me.

♪ A man of many faces

Forget it. I'm going to the police.

Oh, yeah, I'm positive.

♪ Fright night

♪ For lustful pleasures I have found

Because I know they exist.

Oh, fuck you, Brewster.

but that's nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you...

With your mother's kind permission, of course.

Keep away from me!

Mr. Vincent, you have to call the police!

We're running out of time.

Stop, you creature of the night!

If this is a joke, I'm not amused.

but I'm afraid that crosses are out of the question.

You can't kill me here.

Charley, is that you?

Did you hear something?

No way! We walk Amy home first.