Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OH, SURE. WE'LL ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGIES.
UH, WELL, SAM, NOW,
YOU NEVER KNOW, MARCIA.
TRUE. BUT THAT'S BEFORE HE AND ALICE HAD THE ARGUMENT.
WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY.
WE NEVER EVEN SHOOK HANDS. WHAT MADE YOU THINK WE GOT MARRIED?
SWELL. WELL, SEE YOU SATURDAY NIGHT AT 8:00 FOR BOWLING.
ADVANCED TO THE FINALS IN THE BOWLING TOURNAMENT.
THAT SHE AND SAM ARE ELOPING.
WELL, THE ELOPEMENT...
ABOUT LOW-COST HOUSING, DIDN'T YOU?
OH, NO. NOT AT ALL. AS A MATTER OF FACT,
AND TRY TO GET A TEMPORARY REPLACEMENT.
COME IN.
SAM ALMOST LET THE WORD "ELOPEMENT" SLIP OUT ONCE.
OH, LISTEN TO WHO'S TALKING.
YEAH. ZIPPERS WEREN'T INVENTED FOR LIPS.
THAT'S WHAT THE LADY SAID. BOWLING. BOWLING.
WHOM SHALL I SAY IS CALLING?
OK.
THANKS, SAM.
OH, ALICE, YOU LOOK POSITIVELY RADIANT.
SURE, I CAN KEEP A SECRET, SAM. WHAT'S THE SECRET?
EXCUSE ME, FOLKS.
AND, WELL, WE FIGURED SOMEBODY WOULD FIND OUT.
ALICE IS REALLY SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING.
WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW!
THAT WE KNOW WHAT?
I-I'D BETTER BE GOING, OLD FRIEND.
2 WEEKS FOR A BOWLING MATCH?
SHE COULD TRUST ME IMPLICITLY.
YOU KNOW?
HOW IS MARY JENNINGS? OH, WELL I...
I'LL TELL THEM WHAT YOU SAID. BYE.
YES, BUT SAM DOESN'T KNOW THAT YOU KNOW