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Not for you, silly. It's bath day for me.
...that sounds like the engine of Joe's fishing truck.
No offense, Mr. Herbert, but I'm a 17-year-old girl and I don't need you here.
The spirit of what's old And what's new
Jeez, what's your problem?
Kills ticks, fleas and mosquitoes. It's very potent.
You can't hang onto a girlfriend for more than a couple months.
You've barely spent any time with her at all on this vacation.
Yeah, that does sound like fun. I'll go rent Vanilla Sky.
...I need a husband who wants to spend time with me.
What the hell was I thinking? I'm a rapist.
- You may now kiss the bride. - Kiss her? I am gonna destroy her.
They have birdwatching, wine tasting, horseback riding.
I had a hunch.
...asked me to look after you for the next couple days.
Plus, I ate a dog yesterday, and now I got a bone stuck in my anus.
...and we could pay you for it. - It's real easy, I promise.
...Nantucket, Cape Cod and all the great destinations...
Can I make a suggestion?
And just so quiet.
All I need now is the boy
Lois is my wife and...
Well That Sucks!!!
Every time you... We go to a hotel...
- What are we doing? - Look, I'm sorry, all right?