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Oh, my God, I attacked Lois.
- Hello? Lois, this is Peter.
Got the time and the place And I got rhythm
Elissa my Darling!
This is a good sweater!
So you finally did it, huh?
- Yeah, what of it? - Well, it's just...
I mean, things you say and things you do...
- Oh. - Yeah.
...would you count NyQuil as a beverage? - Um...
Mm. Aw.
- What the hell is that supposed to mean? - You're a train wreck with that crap.
Hey, guys, I've decided I'm gonna take up the drums.
...it's not like I haven't thought about it.
No, but I still have pretty aggressive cancer.
Oh. Well, in that case, we're registered at Filene's.
...I was hoping we could go paddle boating today.
Elissa my Darling!
I DON'T CARE, RUNT!!! And stop crying like a 2 year old girl named Xayah!! 3... 2... 1! (Alison spanks Runt with a belt 10 times)
...to help me in and out of the tub?
Pull the car around. Come on, let's go.
That thing come by my house I kill it
Plus, I ate a dog yesterday, and now I got a bone stuck in my anus.
Lois, until we get an appointment secretary...
- Do you mind, Brian? - No, not at all.
Elissa my Darling!