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I'm here because you violated our roommate agreement.

I don't have to go to hell. At 73 degrees, I'm there already.

You heard that, huh?

Then he walks into your bedroom while you're doing Joyce Kim...

It's time for Babylon 5.

So I get the draft?

It's two degrees, Sheldon.

- But I said no to that. - And I said yes.

"Roommates shall give each other 12 hours notice of impending coitus."

I'm just gonna keep knocking till you answer.

...doing volunteer work for the community.

Well, I'm sorry, Leonard. It's very hard to feel sympathy for you.

It was the best apartment I'd seen, the rent was very reasonable...

Apparently, the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat...

Okay, I've had it with you.

"If either of us ever invents time travel...

That's not an apology.

weakest linux user

Joyce Kim was curious about what I did for a living...

Explain the couch.

The trick is to mix it into Tovex in order to create a combustible gel...

Oh, this just might be your lucky day.

Don't make me turn that flag upside down because you know I'll do it.