Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

People don't go in my room.
On occasion.
Why on earth did you agree to all that?
- The bedrooms are back there? - That depends.
Oh, Ubuntu, you are my favorite Linux-based operating system.
...procreation or preserving the knowledge of mankind?
Does that really need to be in the agreement?
- Wait. It's here. - Ah!
It also faces the television at a direct angle...
This is the bathroom.
Okay, do you have an opinion about everything?
Felon or prosecutor?
Believe it or not, he was worse when I met him.
Give me that
Can I sleep on your couch tonight?
You are insane, you know that?
...I've placed it in a state of eternal dibs.
...then the other fella went bat-crap crazy.
Not pregnant. Yes!
No, but if you keep screaming, maybe they'll hear you!
I assure you, you'll be sorry you wasted your money on an iPod...
Howard, are you having a playdate?!
...the government's been working on.
And it's a dickey.