Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yes. - Do you have a vehicle?

- Uh... I guess. - This isn't going to work if you're guessing.

Fine, I'll take it.

...and you still stay?

- Howard and Raj helped me bring it up. - What's wrong with the furniture we have?

Cool. Can it break Mach 1?

I've been wondering. You said it was working when you moved in.

Okay. Let me tell you about the first time I brought a girl over.

You move in with this guy, makes you sign a ridiculous roommate agreement.

- Cool. - Nice.

- What does that have to do with Joyce? - As it turns out...

And it's a dickey.

...for watching Joss Whedon's brilliant new series, Firefly."

According to the roommate agreement, I'm entitled to allocate 50 percent...

Come on, I just asked.

...between water and steam.

And for the record, the correct syntax is:

There was no place for company.

I just wanna turn up the thermostat two degrees.

Yes, if we were lived in a tea kettle.

All right, that's television and movies.

- Well, I've adjusted the formula. - Not correctly.

Oh, yeah. I saw that. That was hilarious. Heh-heh-heh.

I don't like this spot. I have to keep turning my head.

Come, I'll show you the rest of the apartment.

Oh, so the dialogue offends you?

But you didn't notify me by e-mail, so this is still a breach.

I'm sorry, in the morning. Around 8.