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...we just might make a real-estate mogul out of you yet.
Or maybe he is a truly fantastic liar. What's wrong?
Yeah, I'm ready. Hand me the keys. I'll learn to drive stick eventually.
I'm gonna go make magic happen.
Okey-dokey, here we go. Which tie? What are you thinking?
- Or at least the living room. - Guys, a little help.
...or not.
I know it's a bit minty, but, you know, we all have one, so we just thought...
All right, man, another Chrismukkah convert.
I just wish there was something I could do or say.
- She made it? - Yeah.
One day this was gonna come out. Then what?
Look, we're lucky the store is not pressing charges.
So are you ready for your present?
Why did we come?
I'm sorry, but I can handle it.
...ever.
because you're fukkin drunk! I'm not!
I got some stuff to do, some shopping. South Coast Plaza.
- I hate the holidays. - Right there with you.
He was talking to other people, and I didn't want to interrupt.
Marissa's going to see her therapist.
Because Anna went to get drinks. She'll be back in, like, one second.
Now my diamonds looking autumn And police don't even caught him It's a milli if you call him, presidential rollie It's a ticket if you want it And I'll show you lil' niggas you can get it if you want it ,Fool, U-O-E-N-O That good weed you don't even blow
Your mom's ornaments. The tree looks nice.
You could've shown me when it started.
- No. - Come on, make some.
But the stone is my husband.
This. L... I won't do it again, I promise.
You should go get ready, because we have to be there soon.
And I couldn't have done it without the help of my son-in-law, Sandy Cohen.
- I'm great. I'm just saying. - Okay. Good.
I think you have a shot.
For my mom here, Waspy McWasp...
- Sounds great. - Yeah. Perfect.