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That's it? That's your whole dog-and-pony show?
Kurt Cobain, yeah, he wanted to hurt himself.
Don't worry about it, buddy, because in this house, you don't have to choose.
Hold up, you guys, one second.
- What did you guys do? - No, seriously, thanks, but...
I hear you like comic books, Cohen.
Want some?
I know it sounds stupid, but I like it here.
I'm gonna let you go with just a warning for that tail light. You get that fixed.
How about that? At whatever time you choose, by whatever means.
Hi. This is Kirsten Cohen from the Newport Group.
You might actually find it helpful.
- You okay? - Yeah. Why?
I said, I'm trying.
...are.
- As did you. - She's got a point.
There's no way you'd have gotten a building permit.
I really only know how to handle rejection and ridicule.
Hey, dip a toe in the Chrismukkah pool. There's room for all of us.
Ladies.
Yeah. Except now I have a total of eight gifts to buy.
- She's going through a lot. - Yeah, I thought I'd go with her.
...but your father and I reached a settlement today.
I guess I can't really afford this place anymore.
Yes, I am. Sometimes I'm so crafty, I surprise myself.
- Yeah, I'm sure it's gotta be hard for her. - Yeah.
It's got twice the resistance of any normal holiday.
But we closed the deal.
Stop it right now, okay?
- What are you gonna do? - I have no idea.
So that's pretty cool, right? Your mom and brother got you something.
- Anna. Hey. - Mistletoe.
Creating a new one? That's gotta feel weird sometimes.
Isn't there an Atwood family tradition you'd like to incorporate...
You didn't really want to hurt yourself.
Thanks, Cal. But I can't take credit for this. You did this all on your own.
Yeah, an office party.