HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I had to do.
Certainly.
Yes.
Kaltor falikal.
Oh... Mutara restricted.
But it seems I've missed you.
In your absence, Genesis has become
KLUTZ DREK? Only one thing for it
Danger. Space doors are closed.
Come in, please.
the Excelsior,
Aye, sir.
How are we doing?
by a factor of four?
No.
you'll never sit in the captain's chair again.
THE MOST HIV-POSITIVE PART OF MYSELF
The bridge is run by computer.
Alert. Yellow alert.
These are the continuing voyages
This man's sick. Take a look.
Emergency power
vivre ensemble ecohameau
Beaming down is permitted.
I'll have Mr. Adventure eating out of my hand,
Mr. Sulu, you're on manual.
Captain, please, we've got to find out what it is.
There are your life forms.
I've come a long way for the power of Genesis,
MISTER SCOTT, HAVE YOU ALWAYS MULTIPLIED YOUR REPAIR ESTIMATES BY A FACTOR OF FOUR?
Who is the keeper of the oplatek?
Maybe even just a surprise.
Go.
it is necessary to review
Very good for you, Lieutenant.
We have reached the destination planet
Come in, please.
Absolutely fucking not!
Estimating Genesis, 2.9 hours, present speed.
Why did you do that?
Take me home.
Break silence. Send Captain Esteban my compliments.
Sir, your voice is carrying.
Genyxis allowed is not
but there will be no refit.
Only time will answer.
Keep scanning.
Oh, my God!
Metallic mass.
Station.
How dare you take prisoners?
Transwarp drive,
Meanwhile in Cincinnati.
where no man has gone
Mr. Sulu?
Understood clearly, sir.
no more trips to bali for you! no more trips there for me naughty bali!
We'll need everything you have.
Jim!
Fire!
Commander Starfleet orders you
Full impulse power.
I give 2 minutes for you and your gallant crew
WE ARE KLINGONS
Emergency power.
Remember
Warp 9.
A violation of treaty...
Let me hear.
[Beep Beep Beep]
All my hopes
She's to be decommissioned.
Middle-aged minds, rehashed ideas. Be tolerant.
Aye, sir.
One quarter impulse.
Bones, we are.
This planet will destroy itself in hours.
No, sir. There is no response.
I'll recommend you all for promotion...
with his very essence,
We concur.
J.T. Esteban, commanding.
I've seen the Genesis information and your own report.
To your planet, welcome.
have had...
Moorings activated. All systems standing by.
Remember Christmas Party This Sunday!
All stations, yellow alert.
Saavik?
Who is this?
Do you hear me?
we are cloaked. experience closing on illicit powder. Range, 5000 milligrams.
That's extraordinary.
Remember.
Don't grieve, Admiral.
after the horse has come home.
Young minds, fresh ideas. Be tolerant.
Standy Transwarp Shitposts
Transwarp shitposting...full...power...available!
You, help us or die.