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Whatever, dude. Just focus, all right?
Very nice. Way better than I was expecting.
Maybe I'm gonna make a little phone call.
-I'm not saying it's not right. -I'm not ready. I'm not ready.
-We had a plan. We had... -Shh. Keep your voice down.
Look, w-we're getting off track here.
Um, I saw some kids breaking in to your car outside.
-That was it. Yeah. -God. Um... -(car alarm sounding)
when I told you guys I was going to "take a shit"
Goddamn bitch.
to us getting exactly what we want, so...
Uh...
Did that seem like that to you guys?
Yeah, well, what do we got to do now?
(old man voice): * For the love of God *
-La sangre... -Es la sangre.
-And I, too, have to take a shit now, as well. -Oh, what?
-Yeah? -(chuckles) Yes.
-Watch out! -Hey.
But anyway, it's oysters for me. (chuckles)
-Uh, well, yeah. -There it is.
till Dee came through with this Dee Day bullshit.
Dennis, is this really necessary?
to focus on anything other than yourselves for one entire day.
I've memorized it. I know where to be
boil them shits for an hour.
Hey! How you doing, old Terry?
Get started on what?
-Hey. How'd it go with the valet? -We, uh, we struck out.
What are you doing to this woman?
is that we don't get another Dee Day.
Like, we just, like, we need to piss in public, okay?
Well, make up your mind, or I-I do the horn.
I’m telling you, it can’t be season 14
(chuckles): Okay.
and he will be punished accordingly.
Dee, you know what? You don't get it. Okay?
Hey, uh, you know what? I just realized.
Now, when I wake up in the morning, I feel sad.
Women will never understand what it's like to be a man.
-Yes! -Way to go. -Yeah! And then when he's there,
-Would you agree? -Huh?
DENNIS: (groans) Today of all days,
-Just go. -Dennis, you should come out with us.
like you were doing all goddamn day,
-Kind of a prank, I guess. -Yeah, I don't believe you.
The councilwoman's gonna be here any second.