Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, Dennis, uh, you're offstage,

where I'll bang her as fast as I possibly can, and then,

-How? -Oh, well, it's a group--

and now I'm being forced to listen to her feelings?

-No. -I completely forgot. -Oh, shit.

And, gentlemen, if we do that, well, the world is our oyster.

-so it's kind of the same, isn't it? -Yeah. One's disgusting,

Plus, the plan. We can't afford to waste a second,

-Dee's a bird! -(frantic shouting)

Hey, can I use your phone and pretend to be you?

Go into the nurse's office,

I mean, I'm not saying out loud why you should be the one

It's not the crabs!

Yeah, I-I'm looking here in the script,

-Okay. -But real quick first.

-Hey. -Where you rushing off to?

A-And keep this kind of good focus in mind

(Irish accent): Charlie, thank God you're here.

The glue on these teeth is insane.

-We got to learn a song. -What? A song?

-He had some pads. -No.

Uh, I'm gonna fuck your bike up, Terry.

-Oh, my God. This is so racist, right? -It's insanely racist.

I just don't look good when I haven't got enough sleep.

It's just that I got a little skin thing going on.

Well, either way, man, you can do it. You're our only hope.

-I'm gonna... -Where's the scream pillow?

So I'll peel off. I'll go seduce her.

CHARLIE: Just so you know, you look...

My bike is fine.

If you give me your house key, I can go to your house

a lot better now, but you looked fine.

As we all know, you guys just love to talk and talk about

And I got a little nap in, so, you know, I'm back.

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G-Go wait for me over there, monster.

Is that what you're talking about having me remove?

It doesn't matter. Like, the bird bitch ruined everything.

of pointless monologues I've been forced to sit through.

'cause he's probably still on his lunch break.

actually legalizes public urination.

-Oh, I-I got to take a shit. -Do ya?

if you want it to be really believable--