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DENNIS: Birds don't understand plans.
It's Dee Day.
Oh I gotta take a shit
Actually, I don't. Scratch that. I...
-The world's our clam? -Yeah.
-What?! -Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I want to be able to pee on the street if I have to.
I mean, what's that all about?
-(loud crash) -Oh. Oh. -Yeah, there it is.
* My love *
They were breaking on in to your bicycle.
Clams you bake. Clams you fry.
and then we'll move on to the next thing.
-So we had to stop her. -Yeah.
I'm just kiddin', mate. I'm just kiddin'.
I want you to go to your car,
Nothing crazy, but it's got to be believable, all right?
Dee, we have been working for weeks
-Good candy, good candy. -This is good candy.
What about this one? Dee's a bird.
ANNOUNCER: AHS 1984.
-Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Okay, great. Nice.
and I want to shine for you, Dennis, so I'm just...
-That's... cool. -Good.
we're gonna be able to pull this thing off.
Here's the problem, guys.
-FRANK: Great bird. -It's a good bird. -Ostriches are good birds.
Well, I didn't want to taste your cheese, either.
Dee, your plan would not have worked.
-Yes. -Yeah. Well... -A-Absolutely.
I got close enough to the councilwoman in the restaurant
I love you.
Don't say "oyster." Say "clam."
Needy and desperate for approval,
-It's not D-Day. -You know what?
It was working like a charm, man.
-It's great. -Birds are m-majestical.
If w-we got a bag of oysters,
I-I can make it work, Dennis, all right? Don't get mad.
Yeah, that was clams.
-and one's delicious. -Yeah, okay.
Okay. Yeah. All right, great.
Another day of Dee.
* They tell me how much you care *
-...two... -You're a bird! (shouts) -I hate you, bird!
-Where'd you get clams? -Did you eat bad clams, Frank?
I want that candy.