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such wonderful children and for helping make Jay
Another one?
that I ate ice cream like a prostitute.
Life is so unfair.Damn right.
The one where she said putting eucalyptus oils
because, for the first time ever,
Priscilla Queen of the Desserts?
[ Chuckling ] Oh, gosh.
Yeah. What happened to Mom?
And I, uh... [ Breathes deeply ]
I waited in line!
[ Chuckles ]Claire: Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Hey.
[ Door slams ][ Both groaning loudly ]
Do you remember when, um,
Yes. Yes.
I happened to drive past there a while ago.
who didn't conform to anyone's idea
that I just...enjoy.
And I was always nice.
This ice cream is gonna melt.
Oh, God. Jerry forwarded me an e-mail
ahora y en la hora -- [ Gasps ] Aah!
Nana had these little statues of herself made.
Like throwing a surprise moon goddess party
if I ever made her son unhappy. [ Laughs ]
Finally, someone with a normal reaction.
and meanwhile, I'm just sitting here thinking,
the universe steps in and says "nope."
I'm gonna go hand out some Halloween candy.
So...not an edible arrangement.
Tell me.
I just waited in a line around the block