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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
because, for the first time ever,
the universe steps in and says "nope."
Tell me.
[ Chuckling ] Oh, gosh.
Do you remember when, um,
[ Chuckles ]Claire: Yeah.
that I ate ice cream like a prostitute.
I happened to drive past there a while ago.
Yes. Yes.
Like throwing a surprise moon goddess party
Life is so unfair.Damn right.
such wonderful children and for helping make Jay
Nana had these little statues of herself made.
and meanwhile, I'm just sitting here thinking,
I waited in line!
Priscilla Queen of the Desserts?
This ice cream is gonna melt.
I just waited in a line around the block
if I ever made her son unhappy. [ Laughs ]
that I just...enjoy.
And I was always nice.
So...not an edible arrangement.
Finally, someone with a normal reaction.
Oh, God. Jerry forwarded me an e-mail
Yeah. What happened to Mom?
ahora y en la hora -- [ Gasps ] Aah!
The one where she said putting eucalyptus oils
And I, uh... [ Breathes deeply ]
Hey.
who didn't conform to anyone's idea
[ Door slams ][ Both groaning loudly ]
Oh, my God.
Another one?
I'm gonna go hand out some Halloween candy.