Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can't buy it in Beverly Hills.
And she is the esteemed president of the FFT of AIDS.
Commenced to crisping and flaking off, so they pitched in, got another one about a hundred years ago.
I have just received this telegram from Priscilla Ralph Alden Smith Standish.
Why don't you go back to the woods and live in a cave where you belong?
Well, howdy, ma'am.
We'll prove to Margaret that everything is all right.
But once you catch on to mixing the wool and the flax together, it comes easy.
Oh, thank you very kindly.
We got her trapped!
How am I ever gonna get this family in high society?
She's all tied up in Uncle Jed's trunk.
Good.
Oh, she would indeed consider it an honor, wouldn't you, Marjorie?
And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.
Oh, no, ma'am, with a churn.
You'll be happy as a heifer in red clover.
Besides, I ain't particularly anxious to have folks think I'm something I ain't.