Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait a minute. There's a change of plans.
Pay dirt.
- Really. It's the truth. - Jerry, did you hear this?
- Yeah? - It's me. Are you ready to go?
My date stood me up.
- I'd love to watch the operation. - I don't know.
Well I hope it’s a quick round
Of course, not everybody can be as sweet as you are.
No, thank you. No.
- We gotta confess. - Really?
Hello rrrr
Jerry, Jerry, Dingleberry
Hello.
Here, I'm out of the house, I'm doing something.
No. No, these are too thick.
And I'm buying that fake-wood wallpaper.
Well, I was lost. I never saw the first one.
Now we'll open the peritoneal cavity...
Thank you. So do you.
I believe we're not.
- When are you getting out of here? - Next Thursday.
Lots of melons and shapes. Everyone squeezing and smelling.
That's a positive thing about getting sick.
- Yeah. - It's me.
- Artsy? - Fat.
- Here. Take one. - I don't want one.
You asked a date to go to the operation?
You know, if the guy dies...
- No, they're good. - I don't want any.
...aren't we going to the Poconos next Friday?
I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be right back.
Then, once you commit, then you can commit the adultery.
- Do you have it with you? - Yeah, it's in my purse.
George, what did you do today as a Casualty Actuarial Analyst?
Listen, Jerry, could you do me a favour?
- Really? Who? - Nobody you know.
- The machine. You want one? - No.