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We should talk about positive stuff like your parents, dude.
The whole time?
Oh.
Oh, here we go.
- Happy anniversary. - Happy anniversary!
prosciutto, borlotti beans, parsnips, turnips and carrots.
Steering us away from their own corruption.
Wow.
Oh, Madonna.
So, these are my twin sisters. They're my best friends.
- Oh, gosh. - Where's Abbi?
so you can concentrate, which I-I totally get. I get it, but...
Plus, it soaks up all the sweat in your... butt crack.
- Okay. Okay. - Bye. Thank you.
That's cool, but...
I can't believe you remembered.
I know. The man gets off sniffing America's piss these days.
God, my butt itches.
And, uh, they're teachers right now. They teach middle school.
So, Abbi, we have incredible news.
She's cut off.
- You can take the chair. Take the chair. - I can't... I'm not taking the chair.
And lose the nipple rings.
- Pork chop, babe. - Thank you.
Shania my ass.
and...
Mask up.
Where's Abbi? I'm starving.
- No, no. - I caught you.
And, also, most of all, we are nowhere near the Schwartz's.
- Your parents. - I know.
- Let's go kids. - Okay.
- We got this. - Just wait it out.
Okay.
I don't know why I didn't try it on first.
What?
Oh my God, I didn't even ask you.
- You own this chair. - Please, please take the chair.
My diaphragm...
Rihanna.
- Yep, great. - Hang out for a little bit...
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