As Fast as She Can - How I Met Your Mother [S04E23]

- Messy? - Messy.

- I'm a better person than you are. - You totally are.

Okay, you can do this. You can do this!

I forgot about Tony. I forgot about

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

License and registration.

- New topic. - Okay, new topic.

- License and... - License and registration.

Ted, Teddy, Ted, Ted, Ted.

Well, it started off great.

But you're about to be under me.

It was... What was it? It was 1998.

And factual.

except she's French and, as you can see, she's got enormous cans.

- Did you say brats? - Yeah, brats.

Oh, honey. Oh, no, no, no, don't cry.

Barney, when you told me that peanut butter and jam joke,

with the proper authorities.

Okay, well, let me put your mind at ease.

"What a nice surprise"?

Oh, you mean Claudette? Yeah, she's... She's fine.

Just go back inside, Mrs. Matsen.

I swear on my mother.

Marshall Eriksen!

(LAUGHING) Showtime.