Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The ones you're ashamed of?
That's convenient.
If you never call me Dane Cook again, I'll stand down.
Does the duck have a name? Does he have powers?
- ...born into a corporate hive mind? - Yeah, wow.
Okay, hold on.
- Why give this to me? - I know filmmaking tricks and tropes.
You're a bad person and a bad cartoonist.
Why are you doing this?
- Publishers are interested! - Publishers are stupid.
I think you're right. Thank you.
- What's going on? - Well...
Only it's not a Dane Cook movie, Jeff, because this time someone's watching.
I'm going to community college to start a career.
- Hungry. - Hello?
- Well, it was great seeing you, so... - I might stay for one drink.