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What are y... No!
No, you should've seen his face. Oh, I'm a bad man.
sounds like a personnel carrier.
They're pushing out further every year, too.
I hear a lot of the border moons are in bad shape... plagues and famine.
Well, you're right about this being a bad idea.
Captain, we got incoming Alliance cruiser bearing right down on us!
- Everything but the air. - Kaylee.
Ah, the ambassador graces us with her presence.
We could... I could arrange for you to be...
- He's no threat. - Why did he...
Because we are so very pretty.
Of course not. It's not a problem...
- Think that cruiser might have I.D.'d us? - Let's hope not.
This shouldn't take too long.
Unfortunately, we've been ordered by the Alliance...
The compression coil busts, we're drifting.
Or they might have personal profiles on each and every one of us.
You like ships. You don't seem to be looking at the destinations.
I'll upload coordinates for a rendezvous point outside of town.
Oh, I’m a bad man
- I certainly... - It's all right. I mostly keep to myself.
I always get those mixed up. How's business?
Do you... really have to leave?
- Till that fed wakes up, we won't know. - So what do we do?
Hey. It's okay.
I honestly didn't ask.
- You understand. - We're just on the job, Patience. Not interested in surprises.
- How close they need to be to fire those grapplers? - Dodge 'em..
Then I guess it's good we're helping.
But a government stamp on every molecule of the cargo just maybe might.
Because so few men are.
She wanted to learn.
Mal, you just ain't very bright, are ya?
Captain, we've been hailed by a cruiser... ordered to stay on course...
He was just trying to...
- Dobson. - We gotta keep our heads down...
"They're hurting us."
Will she be all right?
- Stand the hell down. - What is...
You're well aware we landed two hours before we planned to...
Play it as close as you can. This catch is burning a hole in my hull.
I think I can help Kaylee out.
Captain, do you mind if I say grace?
- Some residual heat. - Do a sweep.
More crowded, obviously, and I guess more complicated.
Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and...
- We both made out on this deal. Don't complicate things. - I got a rule.
If you won't listen to me, listen to that.
- For God's sake. - You think I wouldn't shoot a shepherd? Back off!
thought I should bring what I could.
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We got a mole on board.
I need Kaylee in the engine room, please.
and I apologize in advance for the inconvenience.
and I'm scratching my head as to why we ain't dealt with him.
That ain't us.
Jayne, open the port jack control, cut the hydraulics.
You need safe passage? We're cheap.
Oh, you're not afraid of them?
Maybe somebody'll step on those roaches.
Anything else you need, just ask.
I don't mean to alarm anybody...
Finished my internship in eight months.
Has the ambassador checked in yet?
- Malcolm Reynolds? - Hello, Patience.
Get me somethin'.
Well, now.
Inara, hey. We're touching down at the Eavesdown Docks...
Aw, see? They don't know a damn thing.