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Okay. That's a good sign.
Welcome to your first day in the afterlife
but I was okay.
in the Bad Place.
Have fun, nerds.
You're doing this because you feel bad.
Your English is amazing.
Sponsored by:
How's volunteer garbage pickup?
Does everyone have a huge house except me?
So it sounds to me like you are on board
You all know that I am the architect of this neighborhood.
You're a mountain of strength.
- Mm-hmm. - If you do, then just breathe
You did it.
Do you think anybody cared that I died?
Why aren't there stairs here?
I'm making things worse.
a picture of two otters holding hands?
I'll be soaring through the air like a forkin' bird.
I guess he just didn't want to have sex with me.
Well, I was born in Nigeria,
and they didn't want to come.
Uh, well, I... I was born in Phoenix.
Do you have a second to talk about the environment?
Powerful people do not handle failure well.
- Ah. Hello, everyone. - _
Eleanor?
Five more minutes!
Someone else will do it.
I bet you don't know anything about me.
Just like you. Boop.
Your favorite show is something called
- Every sandwich you ate, - _
Hey, have you seen my dog?
this neighborhood that you've built is truly a masterpiece,
Come on.
Hello.
that everyone has always wanted to do.
There you go.
My entire house could fit in this room.
That's him, actually, right up there.
you love clowns, so...
Oh, oh, and, uh, of course,
Cool.
You're a selfish person,
Aganocomonga.
Eleanor, this is all happening because of you.
Do you have a second to eat my farts?
and it is technically chalk,
Hi there.
Is it racist if I say Africa?
No judgment. I'm just saying
So this is how it works.
I got no stoke
Everyone here believes in my integrity 100%, right, guys?
or for a very fancy little dog.
we will.
I got off work early.
Like Cincinnati.
You can't give me both your kidneys; you'll die.
Is there a moral imperative to help you?
into a language the other person can understand.
That seems weirder.
picking up mortar shells with my godmother, Diana.
Eleanor,
Cool.
I really do, but you don't understand.
I kind of kicked your dog into the sun.
I don't remember anything specific.
People puking on roller coasters.
where you were struck and killed
Really? Huh.
Well, Doug was a stoner kid
I meant... I... it sucks that I can't do it
That sounds about right.
Isn't that right, darling?
Okay, yeah, fine, I felt bad
I swear I am worth it.
thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state